Star wars ! (only Xp and vista compatible)

Step 1. Go to start, then run
Step 2. Type in cmd
Step 3. Then type telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl
Step 4. Leave it a while and it should connect and start to play


Cool keyboard

Step 1. Go to start, then run
Step 2. Type osk
Step 3. you can use this with most web-sites !

Pinball hack

Step 1. Go onto pinball
Step 2. Wait for it to load up
Step 3. Then type hidden testh
Step 4. 1 billion score !

Solitair glitch !

Step 1. Go onto solitair
Step 2. Quickly press alt shift + 2 all at the same time
Step 3. WWEEEEEEE ! lol


Hidden xp song !

Step 1. Go to run then type System32
Step 2. Open a file called oobe
Step 3. Open images
Step 4. Then open 'Title'
Step 5. Sit back and relax to the 16minute secret xp song !

Bush's hidden facts
Step 1. Go to run and type notepad
Step 2. Now type bush hid the facts
Step 3. Save it on your desktop as 'bush' close notepad
then re-open.
Step 4. Creepy :

Google tricks !

All you have to do for this trick is type these words on google and press im
feeling lucky !

1. Google nazi
2. Google loco
3. Google l33t
4. Google gothic
5. Ewmew fudd
6. xx-klington
7. xx-piglatin
8. Google bsd
9. Google linux
10. Google easter egg
11. The answer to life the universe and everything ( thats just a normal search )
12. xx-klingon
13. xx-pirate
14. xx-hacker
15. xx-bork
16. find chuck norris

How to put a password on your files ( using win rar)

Step 1. Right click on your file and click add to archive
Step 2. Go to the advanced tab and press set password
Step 3. Put in your desired password then make sure that you have the 'encrypt file names' box ticked. And the show password unticked.
Step 4. You now should have your password protected file ! Perfect for your... dodgy stuff

Is your computer TTOOO damn slow then try these solutions !

Temporary files

Step 1. GO to run then type %temp%
Step 2. Delete all these files they are all temporary and unimportant !
Step 3. Do this on a regular basis

I surgest using ccleaner its free and very effective at clearing out your junk

A faster startup

Step 1. Go to start then run and type msconfig
Step 2. Go to the start up tab and untick anything which you dont want or dont need.


Lay out makes you lag

Step 1. Right click on my computer and go to properties.
Step 2. Click the advanced tab and click performance.
Step 3. Tick the box Adjust best for performance.

Unnecessary delays !

Step 1. Go to run and type in regedit
Step 2. Open the HKEY_CURRNENT_USER
Step 3. Open the control panel listed
Step 4. Then click on desktop
Step 5. Now on the files to the right double click on the one called
Menushowdelay
Step 6. Change the value data to 0
Step 7. Your computer is now Usain Bolt !!!

How to make a harmless prank/fake virus !! !!!

Step 1. On your desktop right click make a new shortcut and a window should pop up put the name
shutdown -s -t 900 -c "your personal message"
On the part above it does not have to be 900 thats the amount of seconds that the computer will shut down in and you dont type your personal message you type a personal message oh and it has to have to "........"
Step 2. Save it as anything you want and change the icon if you want.
Step 3. When you click on it a window will come up with your message an saying that the computer will shut down in X seconds !
Step 4. It doesent matter if you let it get to zero i
t will shut shut down your computer
but if you want to stop it the only possible way is to go too run then type
shutdown -a

Awesome school/office tricks !

A lot of schools/offices block the cmd box or run box.I'm about to show you how to get it back !

CMD box -

Make your own run/cmd box

Step 1.Open notepad.
Step 2.Type command.com
Step 3.Go to file then save as your desired name followed by .bat
so for example bob.bat

Remote shut down !(only works on your local network)

Step 1.Go to your cmd / run box
Step 2.Then type shutdown -i
Step 3.Endless amusment !!

Awsome matrix trick (to impress)
Step 1.Open notepad.
Step 2.Type this below
@echo off
color 0a
:flag
echo f 6 j 8 d h l 7 b k g i d j h d 6 l h n m f i h k f s 8 5 b j f
echo h 5 j k v 7 k v 4 d h 8 l 9 b g d j 6 k 0 d c n y 6 g j f h c y
goto flag
Note ! The numbers and letters above can be random as long as its 0-9
or a-z ( no special charachters like )
Step 3.Save this file as your desired name followed by .bat
for example bob.bat

How to make a creepy chatbox !

Step 1.Open up notepad or right click on the desktop and create => new text document.
Step 2.Type the following ...
dim fname
fname=inputbox ("your text goes here ! ")
fname=inputbox ("your text goes here ! " & fname)

ok so for my example mine was :

dim fname
fname=inputbox ("Hello im George whats your name ?")
fname=inputbox ("How are you feeling ? " & fname)
fname=inputbox("Why are you feeling ? " & fname)
fname=inputbox("Oh thats nice ! ")
fname=inputbox("Any way got to go bye ! " )

So i would open it up and it would say hello im george whats you name?
say if i typed bob and pressed enter it would say how are you feeling bob. <== thants what the & fname is for at the end.

Create a new user with out any one knowing !

Step 1. Go to your cmd/run box
Step 2.Type net user followed by your desired user name then your password then /add
Step 3. For example
net user John smile /add
the John is the user name the smile is the password .

How to make any user an administrator !

Step 1.Go to your cmd/run box.
Step 2.Type net localgroup administrators followed by the user mane then /add
Step 3.Example : net localgroup administrators john /add
Johns the user name.