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#21. Posted:
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xZite wrote
i was having a Wa*k at my mates
and forgot to lock the door
and his sister walked in
she is fit :L


im still winning people.
#22. Posted:
xZite
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got another one.

i told my girlfriend to make me a sandwhich
and she dumped me

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I was haven a wan k and heard someone about to walk in, I quickly pulled up my fly assuming that I put away my **** and got my foreskin caught in the zip and i was bleeding, then it was my cat that pushed the door open and I was pissed off, I got up and attempted to leave my room and smacked my toeon the table next to my door, fell over and smashed my head on the wall outside my door, I was unconscious. I woke up in the hospital with my foreskin in my trousers and a massive bump on my head, and I also forgot to turn off my iPad so there was a porno playing on it whilst I was unconscious, FML
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I Was :idea: a girl and she said she's home alone in the middle her bro pops up and takes pics FML
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Went to school and I was wearing basketball shorts. My friend came up to me and pants me in front of my girlfriend and half of the school. And i forgot underwear that day. I got laughed at the entire week and people started to come up to me saying yo i forgot my underwaer today and im wearing basketball shorts can i borrow a pair of underwear? oh wait you probably forgot underwear today again. FML!
This actually happened Sept 6th-9th if you dont believe me.
#26. Posted:
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Please put this on form games!
#27. Posted:
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Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML
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Cristiano_Ronaldo wrote Please put this on form games!


Okayz............
#29. Posted:
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I Saw What I Thought Was A Spider, And Smacked It As Hard As I Could . Turns Out, It Wasn't A Spider. It Was A Nail -_____-
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