I saw a leecher FML :trollin:

Today, I was getting it on with a girl I've been talking to for three months. She's a year younger than me and it was her first time. So, I went easy. After five minutes she started crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she said I remind her of her dad. FML

xZite wrote

i was having a Wa*k at my mates
and forgot to lock the door
and his sister walked in
she is fit :L

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Okay.. two weeks ago i put up multiple videos on youtube of me t bagging my bestfriend while he was asleep. I also had a video of me putting dog sh*t in his face. Somehow is mom found out and cussed me out on the phone.. later on she told my mom and she grounded me.. & now we cant even hang out. FML. FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK