ok hey everyone im having trouble making a mw2 patch

i need someone that is willing to do it for free 10th invite
my j-tagged xenon xbox is coming this wednesday and i want to fire a patch up straight away.

if you can make one then please pm and i want the patch to be good.
this is what i want

welcome message:Fear The Uknown reznet
you are now fuking 70 happy?
theunknowns 10th lobby enjoy

HOST
down on dpad-Kick/veifie menu
left on dpad-walking AC130
up on dpad-de rank menu
right on dpad-freeze all players

co-host
down on dpad-Kick/veifie menu
left on dpad-walking AC130
up on dpad-de rank menu
right on dpad-freeze all players

V.I.P
while on prone click left on dpad for walking ac130
while prone press RB for chrome/cartoon mode
press right on dpad for kamakazi bomb
press LB for vision's

verified
press up on dpad for level 70
press left on dpad for all challenges
press right on dpad for titles and emblems
press down on dpad for cartoon/chrome visions

class names/colours
^6Class 1
^0class 2
^4class 3
^2class 4
^1class 5
^2class 6
^5class 7
^0class 8
^6class 9
^3class 10