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#11. Posted:
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oh man i got another one!!!

why are pakis so bad at soccer?
Because everytime they get a corner, they open up a store! lmfao
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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a bus

Gamertag is SpaceSauce
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Bit racist like don't you think , anyway I'm about to announce the winner in 2 mins so get your last jokes in
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Do you like fish @icks?

What are you, a gay fish?

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What's green, has 4 legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree ?

A pool table.
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Images of Michael Jackson are to appear on cans of Pepsi to mark the 25th anniversary of the release of his album 'Bad'.

So, nearly 3 years after his death, he's still finding his way down children's throats.


Please say i win i need the money :L
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A doctor says to his patient, I have bad news and worse news.

Oh dear, what's the bad news? asks the patient.

The doctor replies, You only have 24 hours to live.

That's terrible, said the patient. How can the news possibly be worse?

The doctor replies, I've been trying to contact you since yesterday.
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MeSSeY tell em


thanks!
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i like stork margarine because....i only have 1 leg

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iloveCHICKENSKIN wrote lol half of these are from google you twats..


Please come up with an original joke then? I see you are a comedy genius and allowed to criticise.
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