Alright, this was a while ago. When MW2 lobbies where still around. And modded Gamertags (RIP)

So I get this message, (voice) saying "Hosting CL, we need 1600 to start". So, I told my party of 8 people to mod their gamertags to XBL enforcement team GTS (XBLPET). We all made the GT's very quickly and someone did Major Nelson for the lulz. we all proceeded to join the game, and start asking questions. Such as: "Who's the host, whos hacking, etc".
We soon asked the "hoster" what type of JTAG he had. And this was his response.

"I have a chocolate JTAG."

Let me repeat that. he said CHOCOLATE JTAG.

Soon the whole lobby was laughing their asses off. We soon proceeded to ask what type of KeyVault it ran, and he said XexonV4.
Again, the lobby lol'd.

Then, for the lulz, we said we are part of XBLPET and you're all getting banned for hacking. I have never seen a lobby empty out so quick.

Haha oh man that's a hard one

Well back when CoD 4 came out, everyone was into sniping and found out the concept of 'quick-scoping'. Well one day me and my friend where trying to do a little montage of quick scopes which we were horrible at considering it was new and we were 10-11 years old. At that age, kids probably run to other room and give there brother a high five when they hit a nasty trickshot or something. Well when I hit this amazing triple quickscope on some domination game, I literally threw my headset (original mic), ran out of my room and stood in front of the living room TV and yelled "I GOT A TRIPLE, WHAAAAAAT NOW!" I'm pretty sure my family thought I was taking some drug at the time, but i was 10. It was the greatest day of my life to hit the triple. So I invited some of my older friends to come over and watch my triple kill since I had it recorded on my ancient dazzle capture card. These guys were about 15-16 years old and one of them dumped his large Cherry slush from Sonic onto my head and told me "Caleb, I could do that with a belt tied around my neck and blindfolded" which didn't make any sense to me why he had to add the belt part to that. But basically, I guess triple kills at the age of 10 are different at the age of 16. Haha

I let my dad play Saints Row the 3rd and he didnt know how to shoot so he would run at everyone and aim and he would be like "Woah, did you just see me shoot that guys head off?" It was so funny and he didnt know how to turn so he would a=have to walk right in front of them and "shoot" them.

i crapped myself because i was close to a nuke on mw2 and i didnt want to die. :|

My best and most favorite experience was a time when I was in a party and a game with Sean in CoD4 (yes TTG Sean) and I had friends flipping out when I was inviting them to the party lol.

I stayed in Sean's party basically all day. (Even though he was away like 80% of the time and wasn't even talking when I was in there)

Yeah you could say I was a stalker and a no-life back then.

Then I would used to join his game sessions in black ops as well.

Then I started adding some of his friends. (Uzi if you're reading this, this is how we meet lol)

This happen I think a couple of months before I joined TTG btw.

Man good times, good times.

I saw hippie and prefire in an mw2 lobby a while back...

Well.. where to start.

When minecraft beta first came out, I thought I would give it a shot and see what happens. I started off making a nice little house, I thought to myself "What type of house to make.." I decided on a wooden house with stone. Anyway, I headed off in the direction of a forest (spawned in a desert) finally I found one and begun finding a place to build. I found a nice little area near a lake, back then I was obsessed with fishing. I went off to clear some tree's in the way, I started off hitting it, and it wouldn't go to my inventory, I was puzzled at first and thought it was lag as I was on a server. I went into single player and found a tree again, started hitting it. Nothing happened. I was very confused and went looking on youtube, the thing I searched was 'How to make a house in minecraft beta' - I started watching it and noticed, that instead of clicking just once. You had to continually hit it until it was destroyed. I felt so stupid, but at least I learnt and didn't let the people on the server I was playing on think I was that stupid.

The funniest experience I've ever had in gaming was when a couple of friends and myself where playing these 10 year old kids on black ops (The other day actually) who where talking smack to us about being from ireland and whatever, then you can here this kids dad coming into the room and he starts screaming at him, and the kid starts blaming us, telling his dad how we abused him over xbox live.

Honestly not the most entertaining story but if you where there you would have done the same.

One funny gaming moment was when me and a couple of my friends get together to play some GTA 4 and mess around on TBOGT. We would always try to get to the airport and grab the helicopter and I would just spawn kill the shi*t out of my friends and they would rage like saying FU** YOU ans tuff. But then, a guy named dirty worms joins our game and just goes ternminator on us. We couldnt kill him. He hda mods. SO we kept cursing him out and spamming bullets out on hi and literally smash anything we can at him. But his friends kept killing us. So we decided to vote to kick them which made them leave .And then, I get a message saying (in a drunk voice) "Hey, hey... your gonna get hacked you little munchy". We all lost it right there and continued F*cking aroud with eachother


Another funny gaming moment was when back i nthe day when modded gamertags and jtags being online. I would be playing on my jtag and would get a full lobby of people and just host a tu6 modded lobby to a bunch of little kids. Then, my friend would mod his gamertag to say XBLPET and then i would end the game and everyone was still in the lobby, everyone was like, "what going on". My friend would say, My name is Joe from XBL Department, you guys were just in a modded lobby right? Everyone would shit their pants and say no, we werent. Then my friend would say, you got to 10th instantly and was saying, HACKS FTW. The lobby just emptied within a second. Never seen a lopbby go by so fast



Those were 2 of my funny gaming moments.

Just recently I was hosting an XP lobby, and a kid that was only 9 or 10 had been asking me for a lobby for a few days. I sent him an invite, but as it turned out his brother was playing at the time, and didnt know I hosted. After about an hour I ended my lobby, and got back on my main account. Within 30 seconds of logging into my retail account I got a message from the kid saying his brother had gotten off. Just to mess with him I told him I was never hosting again. To my surprise the kid started to cry. He was yelling at his brother and you could tell he was throwing the biggest fit over it. I have never heard anyone so upset in my life, it was pretty humorous, but I felt awful, so I ended up doing a recovery for the kid and giving him everything.
Not much of a story, and most likely not funny at all for you guys, I guess you had to be there to experience it first hand.