Hello, my name is William Toenail but my friends call me Jay for short.

Anyway, I thought I'd introduce myself through a little recount of my day yesterday:

I was using the urinals at my gym; i usually dont use them but since some retards decided to crap all over the seats and floor of the stalls i was forced to use them. Main reason is because im a really nervous pisser and i like the comfort of my own closed off space.

So i was happily peeing away when some guy came up and started to use the urinal next to me. At this time my piss flow completely stopped and i was trying ever so hard to get it back, trying to fill my head with happy thoughts. The guy turned to look at me for a second and i panicked, my face started to turn red and i began to sweat. I dont know wut came over me at that second but i turned to him - i looked at his face, then down at his willy...and then back at his face and then stupidly blurted out, "hey man, nice c0ck".

Being nervous makes you do stupid things, the guy gave me a weird and disgusted look and walked away. I had to cover my face as i walked out of my gym so the guy wouldnt notice me. I then went home and cried in my bed.

WTF IS WRONG WITH ME!


I dont know if i can ever go back to that gym again. Thinking off cancelling my membership.