Doctor: Are you sexually active?

Me: Laughs hysterically, makes pterodactyl noise, transforms into a potato and rolls out the door and away into the sunset.

Thanks for the giveaway.

Well like always, I want to thank people like you for hosting this.

Why do I deserve gold?
1) I'm starting to be more active on the site and help others.
2) I post when needed. (So really not that much, trying to work on my posts)
3) I'm willing to help and commit myself to this site.
4) Your money will not go to waste, that I promise.
5) I would truly love to be in Gold Forums and then I can keep even more active.
6) I want a name change and of course add the dazzling color to it.


I know I might not win, for there are plenty of others out there that have better reasons than me.

I have never been gifted gold through out my whole journey of TTG. I'm hoping I will win one of these.

Once again, thank you. And good luck to everyone who enters, I wish nothing but the best for you. Cool

i would love to stay and say why i deserve it but im going off now to chew a babies nose off.

DJ370 wrote Well like always, I want to thank people like you for hosting this.

Why do I deserve gold?
1) I'm starting to be more active on the site and help others.
2) I post when needed. (So really not that much, trying to work on my posts)
3) I'm willing to help and commit myself to this site.
4) Your money will not go to waste, that I promise.
5) I would truly love to be in Gold Forums and then I can keep even more active.
6) I want a name change and of course add the dazzling color to it.


I know I might not win, for there are plenty of others out there that have better reasons than me.

I have never been gifted gold through out my whole journey of TTG. I'm hoping I will win one of these.

Once again, thank you. And good luck to everyone who enters, I wish nothing but the best for you. Cool

Read the thread bud... -_-

lolol

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Lol, good luck everyone

A five year old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulls a beer out of a cooler. the little boy asked, "Grandpa, can I have a beer?" Grandpa replied, "Can your d*ck touch your a*s?" The little boy answered no. Grandpa said "Then you're not man enough to have a beer." A little later Grandpa lights up a cigar. The little boy asked, "Grandpa, can I have a cigar?" Once again, Grandpa asked, "Can your d*ck touch your a*s?" The little boy answered no, again. Grandpa said, "Then your not man enough to have a cigar." A little later, the little boy came out of the house With a cookie. Grandpa asked, "Can I have a cookie?" The boy asked "Can your d*ck touch your a*s?" Grandpa replied, "Hell yeah my d*ck can touch my a*s!" The boy replied, "Then go f*ck yourself

-Lyrical- wrote

There are two muffins in a pan, in the oven.

One muffin turns to the other and says, "boy, its hot in here huh?

The second muffin turns back and says..

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HOLY SH#T A TALKING MUFFIN!

Do i win?

What a stupid question ofc you win

NUTHURST wrote

-Lyrical- wrote

There are two muffins in a pan, in the oven.

One muffin turns to the other and says, "boy, its hot in here huh?

The second muffin turns back and says..

Click to View Content

HOLY SH#T A TALKING MUFFIN!

Do i win?

What a stupid question ofc you win

Woooo!

I knew i was funny!
My mother is wrong!
Take that mom!

-Lyrical- wrote

NUTHURST wrote

-Lyrical- wrote

There are two muffins in a pan, in the oven.

One muffin turns to the other and says, "boy, its hot in here huh?

The second muffin turns back and says..

Click to View Content

HOLY SH#T A TALKING MUFFIN!

Do i win?

What a stupid question ofc you win

Woooo!

I knew i was funny!
My mother is wrong!
Take that mom!

Dude you beat the system, congrats!!!