Russian guy has to be my favorite.Hes the most funny one

definetly the russian i like when he says
"The gun i used to kill my first wife"

the russian is my fav i like when he says ' i just killed 100 zombies at once where was everybody else '

I like the Russian and the American. I like the Russian because of this:

I am out of vodka, I mean ammo.

I just killed 100's of zombies at once. Where was everybody else?

Stay away from my vodka.

Your death is my purpose.



I like the American because of this:

He is just a bad a**.

When you get a teddy bear he says "You better not be laughing at me"

Also when you get the dead air achievement he goes "Am I going to have to collect every fu*king easter egg in this game.


Also when Takeo kills a couple of zombies he goes "Hey Takeo, you keep killing like that and you will almost be as good as me"






Spread the Wealth

I love the russian he says "Keep that fire away from my vodka"

ya russian is kool look wat they say wen u shoot the metior at storage

lol definitely Nikolai the russian. i laughed the first time i heard him say "Im deadly! Im fast! and im drunk..."

The american, haha i dont know if anyone else got this but when i was the american i was in the randomizing box and i got a Ray Guy, then took it out and he said " I don't know how the **** Ray is, but his gun rips!"

That was just priceless the first time i heard it lol

Amereican guy.

"What the hell is a wonderwaffle?"

I don't get why he says, too bad we aint keepin score. Actually, It's 200 - 0. But who's counting?

And the russian guy.

When he gets a shotgun, he says, Ah the gun I used to kill my first wife. She was b****!

how come nobody says how the german is obssesed with blood and killing