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There is nothing more annoying than flies. I swear to god I made this post about one motherf**ker in particular. So family comes over and BBQ's and f**king flies get in the door because they left it wide open. This one Fly, let's name him Jimmy, decided it's a f**king cool to fly his little ass into my room and buzz the f**k out of me while I'm trying to play CoD. I can't even catch this little s**t because hes so f**king fast and small. So f**k you Jimmy you win this one.



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Haha haha this made me laugh so hard but I know how you feel man
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I feel your pain man. One has been in my room since last night and just landing on me making me think it's a spider and shit, then it's flying on my tv and all up on my window while I'm trying to play the game. It's actually still in here as we speak.

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I love this post because I've recently had a run in with an annoying little house fly. I live in an apartment with my two roommates, all three of us sophomores in college. However, lately we've had a fourth roommate. We don't know how it got in the house, but boy is it making itself at home. We are having the same problem with its quickness. It's absolutely impossible to catch, especially since it hardly lands. At first we were optimistic, thinking surely it would die in a few days. Nope. We looked up the average life span of a house fly...

28 DAYS

Gonna be a long summer...
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I heard flies are attracted to shit... and CoD is shit. I think I found your solution.
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ExoticWolfs wrote I heard flies are attracted to shit... and CoD is shit. I think I found your solution.



Woah u rite u rite
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Haha
I feel your pain on this one.
what's even worse is when you get those ones that keep landing on
you, no matter what you do. Then when you try to get away it follows you.
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Imao, this rant all about the flies fair enough.
Yes they're annoying AF but moths are annoying but that's a different story.
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Flies are annoying and I totally agree with you.

What annoys me more is when I get gnats in my room and they fly around my monitors at my computer and all that jazz. That shit is annoying.
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How about nats? After a rain storm, I was out for a bike ride earlier, I ride my bike most of the time for exercise, and I get a face full of nats. 3 or so got in my mouth, and the rest stuck to me because of sweat, and I have to say, it's a lot more annoying than one fly, though I do hope you were eventually able to smash Jimmy without destroying your house
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