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I have done these before and they are pretty fun to do to mess with teachers:
If the computer is a PC, open command prompt and start searching random IP's and wait for the teacher to see the computer, the most that has happened to me was a detention
In the middle of class, start beating the sh*t out of yourself
In math, when your teacher gives an answer, yell "Objection Your Honor!"
When your teacher calls on you say, "I plead the 5th of jack."
In spanish class (if you have it), yell out, "*insert classmates name here* is a puta!" Puta means b*tch or wh*re. Or say, "*insert classmates name here*, tu chinga!" Tu chinga means f*ck you
When a teacher calls on you, refuse to answer their question.
If you REALY hate your teacher, skip class until there is 2 minutes left in calls, and walk in without a note.
If asked to read something in class, pretend you dont know how to read.
In the middle of class, just stand up, saying nothing, and sit back down.
Whole taking a test, keep fake coughing, fake sneezing, and making farting noises.
When a teacher asks a question in English class, ask him/ her to say the question again, then ask for the place of origin, then ask him/ her to use it in a sentence.
Keep asking why over and over.
Ask to go to the bathroom, come back 20 minutes later, and when they ask where you were, say you forgot how to go to the bathroom, so someone had to teach you.
Throw tiny pieces of erasers at you teacher while they are writing on the board.
If you have woodshop, purposely keep messing up on cuts just to waste wood.
When a teacher is talking to you, start talking back in a different language.
Ill add more when I think of more
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If the computer is a PC, open command prompt and start searching random IP's and wait for the teacher to see the computer, the most that has happened to me was a detention
In the middle of class, start beating the sh*t out of yourself
In math, when your teacher gives an answer, yell "Objection Your Honor!"
When your teacher calls on you say, "I plead the 5th of jack."
In spanish class (if you have it), yell out, "*insert classmates name here* is a puta!" Puta means b*tch or wh*re. Or say, "*insert classmates name here*, tu chinga!" Tu chinga means f*ck you
When a teacher calls on you, refuse to answer their question.
If you REALY hate your teacher, skip class until there is 2 minutes left in calls, and walk in without a note.
If asked to read something in class, pretend you dont know how to read.
In the middle of class, just stand up, saying nothing, and sit back down.
Whole taking a test, keep fake coughing, fake sneezing, and making farting noises.
When a teacher asks a question in English class, ask him/ her to say the question again, then ask for the place of origin, then ask him/ her to use it in a sentence.
Keep asking why over and over.
Ask to go to the bathroom, come back 20 minutes later, and when they ask where you were, say you forgot how to go to the bathroom, so someone had to teach you.
Throw tiny pieces of erasers at you teacher while they are writing on the board.
If you have woodshop, purposely keep messing up on cuts just to waste wood.
When a teacher is talking to you, start talking back in a different language.
Ill add more when I think of more
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No one? really? I think they are pretty funny...
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Haha wow. I don't think anyone will do any of these though. I sure won't anyway.
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haha pretty sweet ideas u got
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wow. i have spanish and i cuss all the time.
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That's really funny man. I can't stop laughing
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Or, just leave the classroom, masterbate in the bathroom, and come back saying that you just really had to pee.
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teachers dont care if i cuss in class my middle school is awsome! :arrow:
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TTG_DeGrado wrote Haha wow. I don't think anyone will do any of these though. I sure won't anyway.
Ive done all of them, never really got into trouble
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yeah some of them are okay..but the top one well schools these days block you from accessing stuff like command prompt so pressing the start menu and doing ipconfig isnt allways able, but the rest id say are funny ina way
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