TTGxDerank wrote I have done these before and they are pretty fun to do to mess with teachers:

If the computer is a PC, open command prompt and start searching random IP's and wait for the teacher to see the computer, the most that has happened to me was a detention

In the middle of class, start beating the sh*t out of yourself

In math, when your teacher gives an answer, yell "Objection Your Honor!"

When your teacher calls on you say, "I plead the 5th of jack."

In spanish class (if you have it), yell out, "*insert classmates name here* is a puta!" Puta means b*tch or wh*re. Or say, "*insert classmates name here*, tu chinga!" Tu chinga means f*ck you

When a teacher calls on you, refuse to answer their question.

If you REALY hate your teacher, skip class until there is 2 minutes left in calls, and walk in without a note.

If asked to read something in class, pretend you dont know how to read.

In the middle of class, just stand up, saying nothing, and sit back down.

Whole taking a test, keep fake coughing, fake sneezing, and making farting noises.

When a teacher asks a question in English class, ask him/ her to say the question again, then ask for the place of origin, then ask him/ her to use it in a sentence.

Keep asking why over and over.

Ask to go to the bathroom, come back 20 minutes later, and when they ask where you were, say you forgot how to go to the bathroom, so someone had to teach you.

Ill add more when I think of more

id do Whole taking a test, keep fake coughing, fake sneezing, and making farting noises.
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In the middle of class, just stand up, saying nothing, and sit back down.

haha i did like 6 of therm hah nice post man

Updated with a few more

I knew a kid that was in every single one of my classes, and i have seen every single one of these. Is your name devin wellman?

vManlyman wrote I knew a kid that was in every single one of my classes, and i have seen every single one of these. Is your name devin wellman?

No, lol. But I do most of these when I dont feel like doing the work my teachers give us.

A few of those are funny, but at my school a few a those can get you into pretty big trouble.

thats alot of stuuf to do at school

my friend turned on a fart keyboard on his computer while my teacher was teaching english

Haha.
Some of those are quite funny.
I might try 1 or 2 but my school is really strict.

Lol thanks for these

I do these things:

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-Uzi