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Should this be stickied?

Yes, keep updating also
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No,Im a troll
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#21. Posted:
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moddingpro210 wrote he swaim through cement
any more and i added yours nice one
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chuck norris ran round the world so fast he punched himself in the back of the head
jesus can walk on water , but chuck norris can swim through land
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TTGxRobbieee wrote chuck norris ran round the world so fast he punched himself in the back of the head
jesus can walk on water , but chuck norris can swim through land

HAHA dude those are really funny haha i loled
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thanks lol tbh this topic deserves a sticky chuck norris jokes ar ace !
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TTGxRobbieee wrote thanks lol tbh this topic deserves a sticky chuck norris jokes ar ace !

yea i know keep posting jokes and maybe it will idk
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someone please post please
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I love this one.

"Chuck Norris once ate a whole entire bottle of sleeping tablets. They just made him blink."
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-Cherry- wrote I love this one.

"Chuck Norris once ate a whole entire bottle of sleeping tablets. They just made him blink."

Nice dude do u have any more
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chuck norris made a happy meal cry
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Chuck Norris can give paper a cut.

When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.

Everyone on Facebook "likes" Chuck Norris. Or else.

Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long

When Chuck Norris flexes, your shirt rips.

Chuck Norris' power level is over 9000

The Sherman tank was originaly called the Norris tank until Chuck Norris decided it wasn't tough enough to be associated with him.The Army, for fear of Chuck Norris, renamed the tank and promised to develop a weapon more fitting of his name. To date, no weapon created has been badass enough to be named after Chuck Norris.

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.

Chuck Norris was originally going to play Leonidas in 300 but he kept kicking the Persian over the pit into outer space.

Before global warming, Chuck Norris did his push-ups at night.

Forrest Gump was running from Chuck Norris!

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with caustic soda.
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