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#141. Posted:
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I sh*t in the toliet but ther was no toilet tissue left so i had to use my finger FML!
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xZite wrote
PrinceMystery wrote Here's another lol

I was in an MW2 maybe a year ago and I was in a search and destroy lobby. I unknowingly talked some crap to a guy who happened to be some big xbox live enforcement guy.

He warned me once to shut my mouth but me being me I had to say...uhm about no you "jew"... next thing I know I get kicked off xbox live and I was account banned permanently. I don't remember they guys name but it was pretty bad. Especially since three months before I renewed my account with a year of xbox live and a 4000 microsoft point card for the map packs lol..

Now I usually mute everyone in the lobby.. Just incase lol


thats stupid
not really a FML
you can get your stuff of the account
Thats still an FML smart one
#143. Posted:
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C4D wrote
Rezurrection wrote
C4D wrote When i fell really hard on my knee on hard cement FML

that would hert bad!

It really did happen i couldnt walk right


could you walk left? lmaoo
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When I pee'd myself sleeping.
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I Was hugging this really fit girl i got a boner and she felt it she looked at me and said OMG but she didnt say to no one
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PrinceMystery wrote Here's another lol

I was in an MW2 maybe a year ago and I was in a search and destroy lobby. I unknowingly talked some crap to a guy who happened to be some big xbox live enforcement guy.

He warned me once to shut my mouth but me being me I had to say...uhm about no you "jew"... next thing I know I get kicked off xbox live and I was account banned permanently. I don't remember they guys name but it was pretty bad. Especially since three months before I renewed my account with a year of xbox live and a 4000 microsoft point card for the map packs lol..

Now I usually mute everyone in the lobby.. Just incase lol


Thats what you fuccking get.....dont fuuck about with jews
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When i was swimming for my school and i got a B*ner in Speedo's. FML.
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My girlfriends mum heard us banging in her bedroom.

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#149. Posted:
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-Mom wrote
Phrase wrote OMG!

I was **** When My Mom Walked In With My Grandma!

I cummed On My Grandma And Killed Her

/FML/

I'm pretty sure thats from a movie
american pie the naked mile.
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FML : When Stelter married cherry instead of me :<
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