IRISH PIRATE


Just like the angry pirate the man is getting head, he pulls out, dick pokes her in the eye, and kicks her shin. Upon doing all this the girl will get up on one leg, covering one eye thus making the pirate. To make it Irish the guy **** on her face before she gets up and throws a handful of Lucky Charms on it so they stick.
Professor: Why wasn't Aurora in class today?
Student: Colin gave her the Irish Pirate and she can't get them off her face

bread leaving 12 up, 1 down

The act of leaving slices of bread in public toilets (mainly by homosexuals) to absorb the aroma of the cubicles where random sexual encounters take place (local beat). The bread is then removed by the perp and then taken home, held up to ones nose and masturbated wildly too while enjoying the smells of the public toilet in the comfort of his own home.
George Michael was tired of getting busted having sex in public toilets so he took up bread leaving.

rusty french horn hahahaha

fire breathing dragon 127 up, 57 down
immmediately following ejaculation during oral sex, a man covers a womans mouth and punches her in the stomach, causing the ejaculate to be expelled through the nasal passage. it appears that she has magically transformed into a medieval beast. this is only to be performed by brave knights.

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