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Hey guys,
Thought of a brilliant joke today at work and would like your feedback. It didn't go down well at work tbh but I think they're just jealous. Here it is: Once apon a time there was a jumbo sausage and a speck of dust. They we're the best of friends and one day they both decided to go to the fun fair. The jumbo sausage wanted to go on all the rides such as the dodge ems, the carousel and the go carts but the speck of dust said he was too small to ride the rides, so he decided to play on the stalls. He played on the coconut stall and the catch a duck stalll. They all met up after that to get some candy floss and they headed home. The speck of dust asked, "how was your day?". The jumbo sausage replied, "ohhh brilliant mate, I went on all the rides and have a fantastic time, thank you for asking! What about yourself?" The speck of dust replied " ohhh it was brilliant, I won a goldfish on the catch a duck stall" They opened the bag and there's was TWO GOLDFSH IN THERE! |
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| This is one of the worst jokes I've ever heard |
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nasa wrote This is one of the worst jokes I've ever heardi worked hard on that joke so thanks for that. Tbf it isn't the worst feedback Ive had today so that's a plus I suppose |
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nasa wrote This is one of the worst jokes I've ever heardwhat didn't you like about the joke? Was it the jumbo sausage? |
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182 wrote.nasa wrote This is one of the worst jokes I've ever heardwhat didn't you like about the joke? Was it the jumbo sausage? It's too long and the setup isn't worth the punchline |
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nasa wrotethanks x182 wrote.nasa wrote This is one of the worst jokes I've ever heardwhat didn't you like about the joke? Was it the jumbo sausage? |
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| haha maybe come up with an entirely new joke? |
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Boruto wrote haha maybe come up with an entirely new joke?a bit harsh? |
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