FunnyWhat's your favorite pick up line
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I dont have 1, I'm just tryna hit on ur grandmas and the old ladies at target
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Hey man! Can I pick you up?
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Chosen wrote Hey man! Can I pick you up?


Grow up

Chess?
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Some tips for you

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Frog wrote Some tips for you



They've had the old bulls, now they want the young calf
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Johnny wrote

They've had the old bulls, now they want the young calf


Oh don't worry, she gets it in the end...


One time, Jason and Gary visited his grandmother. Jason was pleased to hear that Garys grandfather had died. He gave her a chaste kiss and when invited in, began to massage her feet. Gary returned with coffee, walking in on Jason furiously sucking his nan's toes. Gary ordered Jason to leave which he did, mouthing "Call me!" as he left.

Jason was never seen again, but a deleted scene in the Season Two DVD shows a sketch of Jason having sex with Gary's nan. Gary, his mum, and his sister then walk in on them.
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"Hey Hey, wanted to know if you wanted something from Best Buy? Then after that we can f*ck."
Yeah I say that to every person I'm into. It never works, but I have faith in it.
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Are your feet tired?

Because you been running thru my mind all DAMN day come here girl!

- Will smith
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"You're berry much my type" lmao
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Are you a terry's chocolate orange?

coz i wanna bang you on the table and open you up
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