GeneralWhat do you use to wipe your ass?
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I'm curious.
Do you guys use toilet paper, baby wipes or any other methods?

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Good tp for the house, worst tp you can buy at work. Anyone use a bidet?
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Usually sandpaper, or most times i just leave it till I get home and shower
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Mainly cheap toilet paper 2 ply but not sand paper lol Just sucks when you wipe your ass 10000 times and still don't feel clean. You guys know what I am talking about. I used expensive toilet paper. But honestly you wipe your ass and throw the shit away. So might as well wipe your ass with a $100 bill
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Rodent wrote Mainly cheap toilet paper 2 ply but not sand paper lol Just sucks when you wipe your ass 10000 times and still don't feel clean. You guys know what I am talking about. I used expensive toilet paper. But honestly you wipe your ass and throw the shit away. So might as well wipe your ass with a $100 bill


It's like I'm wiping a marker
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Rodent wrote Mainly cheap toilet paper 2 ply but not sand paper lol Just sucks when you wipe your ass 10000 times and still don't feel clean. You guys know what I am talking about. I used expensive toilet paper. But honestly you wipe your ass and throw the shit away. So might as well wipe your ass with a $100 bill


It's like I'm wiping a marker


Exactly lol. You wipe so much your ass never comes clean until you pressure wash it in the shower. And why does hair grow there
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Toilet paper, idk, I wanna try a bidet lol
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Hands but i always wash hands after it unless I'm in work or in a rush, then I just wipe my hands on my trousers


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If I'm out and about I usually just use my socks. Gets a quicker and much more thorough clean than toilet paper. Gotta remember to change them once you get home though otherwise you end up trailing shit through the house, ruining the carpet and pissing off the missus! If I'm at home I just use the bumgun.
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