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Hi there,
I was just seeing that there was not many Call of Duty jokes going around anymore. I decided to create a post about Call of Duty jokes. It's about all of the CoD's. Also everytime I see a good one you post I shall edit and add to the list, so feel free to share your jokes!
CALL OF DUTY
-Osama bin Laden and Al Asad walk into a bar. Osama ordered a Roman Coke and Asad ordered a Vodka Martini. The bartender said "All drinks are on the house for you heroes". They were estatic. Then the bartender killed them both with a desert eagle. Unfortunatly, Osama had matrydom and the bartender died.THE END.
-Nerds didnt reach 10th prestige, 10th prestige reached them.
-When you take off your girlfriends underwear you then say headquarters located
-Whenever you lose in a fistfight, you mumble Juggernauting little *****...
-Whats the similarity between tampons and juggernaut? ****'s Need them! [soory if its too rude]
-I've had more care packages than Haiti.
RANDOM JOKES
-Trust America to name a State after a bucket of fried chicken[KENTUCKY]
-So, Katie Price and Alex Reid have "tied the knot in Vegas".Let's hope it's round their necks.
-My mother-in-law asked me "If you hate me so much, why is my photo on the fireplace?"I replied "To keep the kids away from the fire"
- I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
YO MAMMA JOKES
-Yo mamma's so fat, she rents shade!
-Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed five minutes of the show!
-Yo mamma's so fat, when she fell down the stairs I thought EastEnders was ending.
-Yo mamma's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
-Yo mamma's so old when she was at school, there was no history classes!
-Let's get off moms, 'cause I just got off yours.
EXTRA ONES ADDED BY PUBLIC.
-Yo Moma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept for
I'm sorry if you found any of these offensive in any way, I'll take them straight off. Many thanks
TTG_MURKZZ
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I was just seeing that there was not many Call of Duty jokes going around anymore. I decided to create a post about Call of Duty jokes. It's about all of the CoD's. Also everytime I see a good one you post I shall edit and add to the list, so feel free to share your jokes!
CALL OF DUTY
-Osama bin Laden and Al Asad walk into a bar. Osama ordered a Roman Coke and Asad ordered a Vodka Martini. The bartender said "All drinks are on the house for you heroes". They were estatic. Then the bartender killed them both with a desert eagle. Unfortunatly, Osama had matrydom and the bartender died.THE END.
-Nerds didnt reach 10th prestige, 10th prestige reached them.
-When you take off your girlfriends underwear you then say headquarters located
-Whenever you lose in a fistfight, you mumble Juggernauting little *****...
-Whats the similarity between tampons and juggernaut? ****'s Need them! [soory if its too rude]
-I've had more care packages than Haiti.
RANDOM JOKES
-Trust America to name a State after a bucket of fried chicken[KENTUCKY]
-So, Katie Price and Alex Reid have "tied the knot in Vegas".Let's hope it's round their necks.
-My mother-in-law asked me "If you hate me so much, why is my photo on the fireplace?"I replied "To keep the kids away from the fire"
- I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
YO MAMMA JOKES
-Yo mamma's so fat, she rents shade!
-Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed five minutes of the show!
-Yo mamma's so fat, when she fell down the stairs I thought EastEnders was ending.
-Yo mamma's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
-Yo mamma's so old when she was at school, there was no history classes!
-Let's get off moms, 'cause I just got off yours.
EXTRA ONES ADDED BY PUBLIC.
-Yo Moma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept for
I'm sorry if you found any of these offensive in any way, I'll take them straight off. Many thanks
TTG_MURKZZ
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3 ways to know you play WAAYY to much Cod
1. When your power goes off you yell Weve been Emp'd!
2. when you play snowball and you need to make more you say cover me im reloading!
3. when you see a plane on the horizon you yell enemy uav spotted!
BAW$$
Thanks,
Thekowgoesmoo
1. When your power goes off you yell Weve been Emp'd!
2. when you play snowball and you need to make more you say cover me im reloading!
3. when you see a plane on the horizon you yell enemy uav spotted!
BAW$$
Thanks,
Thekowgoesmoo
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lol headquartes located
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TTG_MurkZz wrote Hi there,
I was just seeing that there was not many Call of Duty jokes going around anymore. I decided to create a post about Call of Duty jokes. It's about all of the CoD's. Also everytime I see a good one you post I shall edit and add to the list, so feel free to share your jokes!
CALL OF DUTY
-Osama bin Laden and Al Asad walk into a bar. Osama ordered a Roman Coke and Asad ordered a Vodka Martini. The bartender said "All drinks are on the house for you heroes". They were estatic. Then the bartender killed them both with a desert eagle. Unfortunatly, Osama had matrydom and the bartender died.THE END.
-Nerds didnt reach 10th prestige, 10th prestige reached them.
-When you take off your girlfriends underwear you then say headquarters located
-Whenever you lose in a fistfight, you mumble Juggernauting little *****...
-Whats the similarity between tampons and juggernaut? *****'s Need them! [soory if its too rude]
-I've had more care packages than Haiti.
RANDOM JOKES
-Trust America to name a State after a bucket of fried chicken[KENTUCKY]
-So, Katie Price and Alex Reid have "tied the knot in Vegas".Let's hope it's round their necks.
-My mother-in-law asked me "If you hate me so much, why is my photo on the fireplace?"I replied "To keep the kids away from the fire"
- I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
YO MAMMA JOKES
-Yo mamma's so fat, she rents shade!
-Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed five minutes of the show!
-Yo mamma's so fat, when she fell down the stairs I thought EastEnders was ending.
-Yo mamma's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
-Yo mamma's so old when she was at school, there was no history classes!
-Let's get off moms, 'cause I just got off yours.
I'm sorry if you found any of these offensive in any way, I'll take them straight off. Many thanks
TTG_MURKZZ
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hahahaa Awsome for YO mama jokes why not have Yo Moma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept for
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-When you take off your girlfriends underwear you then say headquarters located
LOL im going to do that... probably get slapped & denied sex but it'll be worth it ;D... no it wont be worth it sexc tiem ftw ;D
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LOL im going to do that... probably get slapped & denied sex but it'll be worth it ;D... no it wont be worth it sexc tiem ftw ;D
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jesus man, these joker are really good, should be stickied!
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jokes wont get stickt :/
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thanks for the4 tbumbs up about being stickied.
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