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Hello Everyone , Today i'll be Jokeing about michael jackson , Q = Qusestion A= Answer
let's get Started .
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them.
Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"?
A: Two 5 year olds.
Q: What's brown and often found in a baby's diaper?
A: Michael Jackson's hand.
Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.
ok , There's The Michael jackson joke's Now let's Move on , Your mama so fat jokes.
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!
Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!
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Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama is so stupid
Yo mama is so greasy
Yo mama really has
Yo mama is so skinny
Yo mama is so lazy
Her head so small
Yo mama is so poor
Yo mama is so tall
Yo mama is so bald
Yo mama is so hairy
Yo mama is so dark
Yo mama is so short
Yo mama is so nasty
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama is so old
Yo mama is so dirty
Her head so large
Her house so dirty
Her teeth so yellow
Her glasses so thick
Her house so small
Her nose is so big
Her hair so short
Yo mama is so flat
Miscellaneous jokes
Well That's it for the day , hope u like it Thanks
TTG Kell
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let's get Started .
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them.
Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"?
A: Two 5 year olds.
Q: What's brown and often found in a baby's diaper?
A: Michael Jackson's hand.
Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.
ok , There's The Michael jackson joke's Now let's Move on , Your mama so fat jokes.
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!
Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!
if You wana se some really funny , crack up joke's got to this link & u will have selction of jokes !
[ Register or Signin to view external links. ]
Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama is so stupid
Yo mama is so greasy
Yo mama really has
Yo mama is so skinny
Yo mama is so lazy
Her head so small
Yo mama is so poor
Yo mama is so tall
Yo mama is so bald
Yo mama is so hairy
Yo mama is so dark
Yo mama is so short
Yo mama is so nasty
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama is so old
Yo mama is so dirty
Her head so large
Her house so dirty
Her teeth so yellow
Her glasses so thick
Her house so small
Her nose is so big
Her hair so short
Yo mama is so flat
Miscellaneous jokes
Well That's it for the day , hope u like it Thanks
TTG Kell
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LOL ive heard all the yo mamma jokes loads of times but the michael jackson ones arent funny. bbn)
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Thats sick, Have some respect for the dead
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I loved the yo mamma jokes well done.
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IxIceMaNNxI wrote Thats sick, Have some respect for the dead
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I agree ... The Michael Jackson ones are sick, he didn't have a proper child hood, so he wanted to make other peoples child hoods better and people make him look bad like that.
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The mamma jokes are good
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Michael Jackson was one of the greatest musicians that ever lived and you have the nerve to crack jokes about him?
You have no decency
You have no decency
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Ok everyone ,
Im not dissing mj , in no wat , wat so ever , i no he's dead . It's just a joke ok . im not being a bithch about it but it's just a joke .
ok .
sorry if i affending u in any sort of way , ok thanks .
Im not dissing mj , in no wat , wat so ever , i no he's dead . It's just a joke ok . im not being a bithch about it but it's just a joke .
ok .
sorry if i affending u in any sort of way , ok thanks .
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yo mommas so fat her baby pics had to be took by sattalite
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yo mama so fat when the doctor asked her to step on the weight it said to be continue.. :arrow:
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