Shove tons of stuff inside of the fans, this will plug the fans and it will make you get RROD every 2 minutes, so just show your parents when it does.

break the fan by sticking small wood slabs in. instant [ Register or Signin to view external links. ]

ill help you out since none of these answers are serious wrap it in some towels completley turn it on and wait when it turns off as a safety feature turn it back on and repeat until you have rrod worked for me. On two consoles.

Or disassemble it and and lay magnets on it and sodder some random points together. and pry up its processor. Unplug your Disc drive connector too.

Sell it to gamestop!! Or eBay etc as long as it works

open it and screw with the insides or just unplug the one of the plugs power of hdmi/RGB and says its broken

give it to me
????? or just rage on it with a bat or hammer or something haha.[b]that be funny w000t do it!

send it to microsoft with a fat s h i t init and say thats what ur service is like

if you have iny guns shoot it as a target

Poisoned wrote Do this. 8)

hahahahahahahahahah that is funny!