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#171. Posted:
RaitoKunRyuk
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I smoked weed with Michael Jackson because I'm sexy.

o_o
#172. Posted:
INoah
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lol these are good!

keep it up.
#173. Posted:
TTG-SKIPPY-
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mine is

i shot a pornstar because i hate my life....LoL!!!!!
#174. Posted:
343i
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i got maried with a lesbian cuase i was horny
OMG I LOVE MYSELF!
#175. Posted:
epi
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I blew an old man because i have perfect abs..

i can't believe how accurate this thing is..
#176. Posted:
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I pissed on Madonna becuase thats what i am
#177. Posted:
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I shot your grandmother because im sexy.

wooow perfect sense right thurr^!
#178. Posted:
Survive
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I ate a hore because I'm sexy.
#179. Posted:
Survive
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My friend in my room got:
I took a crap on a drunk Mexican because I'm gay.
LOL.
#180. Posted:
-GOON-
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I stabbed a prostitute because I am h0rny.

^October^Second^^^Red Shirt^^^^^
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