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OK so 3 guys are driving around at night and run out of gas at a farm, they knock on the door of the farm for gas and a farmer comes out aiming his shotgun at them and telles them to get in the farm house. He tells them to go out into the farm gardens and pick out there favorite fruit. 1 guy comes back with cherries the farmer tells him guy 1 to shove cherries up his own butt without complaining, laughing or making sound. He does this. guy 2comes back with 3 oranges and has to do the same thing and barely does it. guy 1 is waiting at the car when guy 2 comes up to him laughing. Guy 1 asks why hes laughing.... Guy 2 says he saw guy 3 coming back with watermelons.
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your mums leggs are so hairy she need a helicopter blade to shave em

pm me if i won ?
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Im reviewing the results
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A guy rubs a genie lamp then he gets three wishes 1st:He wishes to be rich 2nd:He wishes to beautiful women accompany him 3rd:He wishes to have the biggest the biggest mansion in the world so the genie grants him those wishes then the next morning there is a knock at his door the guy answers and the genie dressed in a kkk costume grabs him and hangs him from a tree and says i guess he didnt want to be hung like a black man
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Steal wrote OK so 3 guys are driving around at night and run out of gas at a farm, they knock on the door of the farm for gas and a farmer comes out aiming his shotgun at them and telles them to get in the farm house. He tells them to go out into the farm gardens and pick out there favorite fruit. 1 guy comes back with cherries the farmer tells him guy 1 to shove cherries up his own butt without complaining, laughing or making sound. He does this. guy 2comes back with 3 oranges and has to do the same thing and barely does it. guy 1 is waiting at the car when guy 2 comes up to him laughing. Guy 1 asks why hes laughing.... Guy 2 says he saw guy 3 coming back with watermelons.


Winner

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you really wanna know whats FUNNY
MY MOM!!!
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Marko9119 wrote you really wanna know whats FUNNY
MY MOM!!!


EPIC FAIL :onfire: :neo:
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