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Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Minerva'

Chat InformationYour Issue ID for this chat is LTK4190112250839X

Minerva: Hello, how may I help you?

Kiim Joong EEL: Herro. I recently purchased magic jackoof and it crashed my raptop.

Minerva: Could you please be more specific so that I can assist you well?

Kiim Joong EEL: Rell... I prugged in the magic jackoff and in a few minutes my raptop had a brue screen and shut down

Minerva: How can I help you, Kim?

Kiim Joong EEL: I want my magic jackoff to work without crashing my raptop!

Minerva: Have you registered your magicJack device?

Kiim Joong EEL: I wanted to, but halfway through the registration it crashed my raptop.

Kiim Joong EEL: I rearry need it to work so I can contact my drug mules in mexico

Minerva: Let me assist you with your concerns.

Kiim Joong EEL: Rank you Mineva

Kiim Joong EEL: Ret me know when you fix et

Minerva: You're always welcome.

Minerva: Is your magicjack currently plugged in into your computer right now while chatting?

Kiim Joong EEL: No. I am afraid it will crash my computer cause it crashed my raptop

Kiim Joong EEL: And if I prug it into this computer, it might explode

Minerva: Do you have another computer unit there?

Kiim Joong EEL: Other than my crashed raptop... I have my sisters computer

Minerva: Yes, is it a desktop or laptop computer?

Kiim Joong EEL: hers is a raptop also

Kiim Joong EEL: I need it to work tho as I have a 400 pound shipment of crack cocaine and Composition-4 explosive to Germany.

Minerva: Can you plug in your magicJack to your sister's laptop computer, Kim?

Kiim Joong EEL: Sure. I rill do it

Kiim Joong EEL: AAAAAH! HELP IT CATCH ON FIRE

Kiim Joong EEL: HOW DO II STOP ET?!?!

Minerva: Unplug your magicJack now.

Kiim Joong EEL: ITS ON FIRE! I RILL NOT UNPLUG IT!

Minerva: Okay. You unplug your magicJack now.

Kiim Joong EEL: AAAAH! MY **** HAND! AAAAAH

Minerva: One moment please...

Minerva: I am transferring you to one of our top 10% agents as rated by our customers. Please hold while I transfer you.

Kiim Joong EEL: OH MY GOD! THE CURTAINS!!!

Kiim Joong EEL: AAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

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Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Jeanille'

Chat InformationYour Issue ID for this chat is LTK4190112250839X

Jeanille: Hello Kiim . My name is Jeanille. To better assist you, let me put you on hold while I read your previous chat/s. Thank you.

Kiim Joong EEL: JEAN! WHAT DO I DO? MY MAGIC JACKOFF CAUGHT ON FIRE AND BURNED THE CURTAINS!

Kiim Joong EEL: NOOOO! IT SPREAD TO MY CRYSTAL METH!

Kiim Joong EEL: JOHNELL! HELP!

Kiim Joong EEL: AAAH! MY PANTS ARE ON FIRE!

Kiim Joong EEL: MY **** PENIS IS BURNING!

Kiim Joong EEL: NO! NOT THE COCAINE! NOOOOO! THE COCAINE!!!

Kiim Joong EEL: WHY WONT YOU KILL THE MAGIC JACKOOF!?! IT WAS CREARY A STUPID IDEA!

Kiim Joong EEL: I see you typing john. You cant deny it

Jeanille: Thank you for waiting, Kiim.

Jeanille: May I please know what really happen when you plugged in your magicJack to your computer?

Kiim Joong EEL: I prugged it in and it burst into flames and destroyed my curtains, my raptop and 3 metric tonnes of illegal drugs.

Kiim Joong EEL: I hope you dirty americans have a damn good lawyer. cause I am sueing for all your bullshit company is worth

Jeanille: magicJack won't burn anything if plugged in to your computer. So please be more specific if you have a device or not.

Kiim Joong EEL: Res, I have a Magic Jackoff. The power surged and it blew up and lit my drugs and curtains on fire

Jeanille: Well, magicJack doesn't do that. I guess you don't have any magicJack device, Kiim.

Kiim Joong EEL: Well. I guess you have whale semen in your ears. cause my **** MagicJack exploded.

Kiim Joong EEL: Well. Preasure chatting with you john. Expect a **** metric tonne of composition4 exprosive on your doorstep

Jeanille: May I please know where did you purchase your device?

Kiim Joong EEL: My **** asshole.