It's Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at center ice. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. "No" says the neighbor. "The seat is empty." "This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Stanley Cup and not use it?" The neighbor says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Stanley Cup we haven't been to together since we got married." "Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. That's terrible... But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?" The man shakes his head. "No, he says. They're all at the funeral."

3 people walk into a bathroom at a bar the first person comes out and the waiter says u were in there for a long time what were u doing? Soo the person says i was blowing bubbles.. Soo then the second person comes out and the waiter also asks him what he was doing and he says i was blowing bubbles.. So then the 3rd person comes out and the waiter says let me guess you were blowing bubbles too and then he says no... I am bubbles !!!!!! Hope this made you laugh but i already have gold soo can you just donate the money to my paypal my paypal is scottmodz123 @ yahoo.com

Buddie The Elf Whats Your Favorite Color?

Justin beiber hitting puberty




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Rebecca Black and Justin beiber have a baby and it turns out being SHREK!

go to panduh's topic lol failure much?

You're so fat you looked like a giant to Mr. Sumo.

You're so ugly Nanny Mc-Phee kidnapped you.

You're so dumb, You sat on the television and watched the sofa.

You're so desperate you had babies with your dog.

You're so gay, Gock rejected you.

You're so fat, Dr. Who couldn't go back into time to make you skinny.

You're so fat you gained weight from people running around you.

You're so gay, New York City rejected you.

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A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room.She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house!! Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the b!tch in the kitchen."

two chinese men walk into a bar,
you would of thought one of them would of seen it!