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three men are shipwrecked on a island in the middle of the ocean. They run into a group of cannibals who capture them. The leader of the cannibals says that you must go into the forest and come back with ten peaces of fruit. So the first man gets back with ten apples and he says ok here is your fruit. The leader says that if you want to live you must shove all 10 of the apples up your ass with no sigh of pain or movement on your face. So the man gets three apples up his ass then he flinches and they kill him and eat him.


So at this point the second man comes back he has ten grapes he hands them to the leader and he says you must shove them up your ass if you want to live and you must show no sign of pain or movement in your face or we will kill you and eat you. So the second man pops three in no pain he is doing just fine he gets seven in still good he starts thinking he is going to make it. Then as he is about the put the tenth grape in he starts to laugh uncontrollably and they kill him and eat him.


So the first guy is talking to the second guy in heaven and he says dude what the **** happened you almost had it you were doing so good what happened. The second man responds I know dude but when I was bending down I saw between my legs that the third guy was coming back with pineapples.

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lol this one is funny i like it

There were three guys in a forest.
Then they were being attacked by cannibals.
The cannibals said that they wouldn't eat them if they bring back 10 of the same fruit.
So the three guys go into the forest to get the fruit.
The first guy comes back with 10 apples.
Then the cannibals say, "Now the second thing you have to do is shove them up your a$$ without changing the expression on your face."
So the guy shoves the first apple up his a$$ and then whinces. So the cannibals eat him.
Then the second guy comes back with 10 berries.
Then the cannibals say, "Now the second thing you have to do is shove them up your a$$ without changing the expression on your face."
So the guy shoves 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8... then starts to laugh. So the cannibals eat him.
Then in heaven, the first guy says to the second guy, "Why did you laugh?! You almost had it!" Then the second guy says, "I saw the other guy coming with pineapples!"

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-Bub- wrote A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room.She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of **** who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of **** who are getting on, get your **** in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house!! Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the b!tch in the kitchen."

i legitly LOLED at this