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Did you find the Jokes funny?
Yes, Hilarious!
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No, There just crap...
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Just shut the hell up and don't tell jokes ever again.
75.00% (9 votes)
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Not bad/ Alright/ Could be better.
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JOKES, that I make up! *Updated Daily*
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What music do bubbles listen to?
There's a race between finish dish wash powder and lets say Ariel. Ariel win the race by miles...
Why
(IT joke, I made up today in class.)
Me: Hey what's up,
Friend: no bad thanks.
Me: how's your website?
Friend: Not bad hows yours
Me: good. So how many links do you have in your website?
Friend: oh, a couple
Me: Ok, I Bet you smell nice...
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I intend to live, So far so good.
I was playing football the other day with my friend on a plane the other day, and he called for it and said...
There was a Scottish man, British man and a welsh man.
They were suck in the desert by them selves and only had a Jeep with them, the british man said to them if you were to take only on part of the car what would it be?
The Scottish man said: I'll take the fuel tank, so when I get thirsty I'll just fill it up with a cactus, and take a quick drink.
The welsh man said: I'll take the window to block the sun to get shade...
and the British man said: I'll take the door, because when I get too hot i'll just wind down the window and catch a breeze.
People think I have a sense of humour, so I said to them...
I was watching a film the other day, and one part went. the man turned the 'lights' on and there was a 'camera' in the room and before he man spoke i shouted 'action.'
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Santa got bad news the other day saying his daughter died.
Depressed Santa goes to the empire state building and jumps off the 100th floor.
At the 50th floor he remembers he doesn't have a daughter
At the 25h floor he remembers he doesn't have a wife,
and at the 10th floor he remembers his names not Santa it's Banta who like Fanta.
What did the Right hand say to the left hand?
Whats Jesus's best skill at football?
What do you call a Women next to a car?
What do you call a Women next to a leaf?
What do you call a Female bird?
What do you call the worst female boss?
3 men walk into a bar, an Irish man, Scottish man and a English man.
I follow up behind them and start a chat. Half way through the convosation I shouted 'Decking,' The English man, touches the wood, the Scottish man lays on the floor crying, and the Irish man Punches me in the face...
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What do you call a women standing next to a pot with hair in it?
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Please give me feedback on my jokes they are home made. Also don't forget to rep me because you know too well that there jokes are amazing and you couldn't stop laughing about them. ALSO USE THE POLL I WOULD LIKE TO SEE THE OUTCOME OF MY JOKES, IF I MAKE ANY MORE UP I'll POST THEM. [font=Font type:93d2821242]
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Pop
There's a race between finish dish wash powder and lets say Ariel. Ariel win the race by miles...
Why
Because there brrrrrilliant!
(IT joke, I made up today in class.)
Me: Hey what's up,
Friend: no bad thanks.
Me: how's your website?
Friend: Not bad hows yours
Me: good. So how many links do you have in your website?
Friend: oh, a couple
Me: Ok, I Bet you smell nice...
Click Below if you didn't get joke
Links = Lynx shower gel/Arm spray.
I intend to live, So far so good.
I was playing football the other day with my friend on a plane the other day, and he called for it and said...
Down the wing
There was a Scottish man, British man and a welsh man.
They were suck in the desert by them selves and only had a Jeep with them, the british man said to them if you were to take only on part of the car what would it be?
The Scottish man said: I'll take the fuel tank, so when I get thirsty I'll just fill it up with a cactus, and take a quick drink.
The welsh man said: I'll take the window to block the sun to get shade...
and the British man said: I'll take the door, because when I get too hot i'll just wind down the window and catch a breeze.
People think I have a sense of humour, so I said to them...
so he had heard that i had the sixth sense?
I was watching a film the other day, and one part went. the man turned the 'lights' on and there was a 'camera' in the room and before he man spoke i shouted 'action.'
Click here if you don't get the joke.
Lights, Camera, Action!
Santa got bad news the other day saying his daughter died.
Depressed Santa goes to the empire state building and jumps off the 100th floor.
At the 50th floor he remembers he doesn't have a daughter
At the 25h floor he remembers he doesn't have a wife,
and at the 10th floor he remembers his names not Santa it's Banta who like Fanta.
What did the Right hand say to the left hand?
you alright
Whats Jesus's best skill at football?
Crossing
What do you call a Women next to a car?
Caroline
What do you call a Women next to a leaf?
Holly
What do you call a Female bird?
Repecca
What do you call the worst female boss?
Abbey
3 men walk into a bar, an Irish man, Scottish man and a English man.
I follow up behind them and start a chat. Half way through the convosation I shouted 'Decking,' The English man, touches the wood, the Scottish man lays on the floor crying, and the Irish man Punches me in the face...
Click here for Explanation
Decking Meanings
1.) Means wood like to stand on.
2.) Decking, as people would say if they are in battle, "HIT THE DECK"
3.) Deck him, meaning punch him in the face.
1.) Means wood like to stand on.
2.) Decking, as people would say if they are in battle, "HIT THE DECK"
3.) Deck him, meaning punch him in the face.
What do you call a women standing next to a pot with hair in it?
Hairy Potter
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Please give me feedback on my jokes they are home made. Also don't forget to rep me because you know too well that there jokes are amazing and you couldn't stop laughing about them. ALSO USE THE POLL I WOULD LIKE TO SEE THE OUTCOME OF MY JOKES, IF I MAKE ANY MORE UP I'll POST THEM. [font=Font type:93d2821242]
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Jord they are the worst jokes ever haha
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Oh dear boy.
That was horrible!
That was horrible!
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Great job you just wasted 5 seconds of my life. :l
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IDLAIxASSASSIN wrote Great job you just wasted 5 seconds of my life. :l
Any time mate, just message me if your feeling down and I'm quite sure I'll cheer you up.
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What do you guys think? Please give me feedback.
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What do you think guys?
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NEW JOKES have been posted enjoy em'
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some good some well *no comment*
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IDLAIxASSASSIN wrote Great job you just wasted 5 seconds of my life. :l
Whoa your a fast reader. That took me like an hour to read
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