~How To Piss Your Teammates Off In Zombies~


1. Take their kills
2. Run from window to window, getting in your teammates way
3. Hog the random box, not letting your teammates use it
4. Get 2 friends to play with you and trap the 4th player in a corner and get everyone killed
5. Don't say anything for the whole game,saving up money, then randomly say "F*** you" and open all doors
6. Do the opposite of what your teammates strategy is supposed to do
7. T-bag a downed teammate and let him die
8. Be a sqeeker (:
9. If you get downed, keep screaming at your teammates to revive you
10. Don't use a mic (:
11. Drop controller and go have dinner in the middle of a match
12. Have your teammates follow behind you and turn on an electric barrier and get them killed
13. Throw grenades at them hoping they will pick it up and kill themselves
14. Don't patch your windows and run away
15. When there is a zombie in front of your teammate, yell "look out behind you!!" so the first zombie kills him. After he gets downed say "Not you,the other guy"

16. Play the loudest, most annoying music you can on the Mic
17. Try to stay right in front of them so they cannot shoot since friendly fire is off.
18. Constantly knife your teammates, saying "Hey Guess What....Hi" and forget about zombies
19. Make as many crawlers as possible, then let them live
20. Hide in a glitch and let your teammates die.
21. If you are playing W@W, block your teammates vision by constantly using them flamethrower
22. Do the glitch where you jump on your teammates head and kill yourself
23. End the game when you are host
24. Keep cooking grenades and killing yourself
25. When reviving a teammate, when he is almost revived, let go of the revive button and repeat until dead
26. Speak in a made-up language the whole game
27. Keep diving back and forth in front of your teammates, disregard killing zombies
28. Pick up max ammos, nukes, ect. without warning teammates or giving them time to reload
29. Turn to max sensitivity and spin in circles until you get downed
30. Make your teammates buy all barriers/doors even if you have the most points

FIVE Only

31. Sit in front of elevator so your teammate on other floors cant use
32. Get downed right in front of the elevator and get in your teammates way so they cant use the elevator
33. Leave teammates on their own by using the elevator
Ascension Only

34. When your friend is pack a punching their guns, throw a gersch decive at the packapunch so that they get teleported to a different area, losing their packapunched gun
35. Run off and bring back a massive horde to team mates.
36. Get the thundergun and not use it.
37. Trade in the ray gun constantly.
38. Buy every perk before a monkey.
39. Block them from the PaP room (lie in doorway)
40. Get into glitches, wait them all to get downed then jump into the horde while saying in you most squeeky voice "ITS OK! I GOT THIS!"