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My Xbox Live Gamertag Is The Colored Man and my bio says im unemployed i like colors and i do indeed troll and i love fried chicken what am i?

A Turtle?
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I don't know if this will make you laugh, but it might.



As weird as it is, it is funny as ____. Watch it
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hope i win 0956( :nyancat: :nyancat: :nyancat: :nyancat: :nyancat: :nyancat: :nyancat:


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Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they noticed the boss left work early. One day the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know they went home early?

The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening, spent playtime with her son and went to bed early.

The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa before meeting a dinner date.

The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside.
Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with her lady boss Gently, she closed the door and crept out of her house.

The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned to leave early again and they asked the blonde if she was going to go with them.

No way, the blonde exclaimed. I almost got caught yesterday.
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Ummmmm....

What Is The Difference Between A Penis And A Rubik Cube??

The Longer You Play With Them The Harder They Get


One Day A Mum Ordered A Baby Sitter. The Mum Said So What Ever The 7 Year Old Boys Says. So First The Boys And The Baby Sitter Hug, Then They Have A Bath Together After This The Little Boys Goes Mummy Normally Lets Me Put My Finger In Her Belly Button. 2 Hours Latter When The Little Boy Stops The Babysitter Says Thats Not My Belly And The Little Boy Said Thats Not My Finger Either.
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What do you call a hot blonde with pigtails
A BJ with handle bars


Watch this whole video its






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i just came here to see everyones submissions lol
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WINNING?
Incase no video -
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services.
He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

Back on the phone, the hunter says, "OK, now what

Best i can think of


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a kid is walking home from school and a stranger comes up
Hey where you coming from
The boy says school
Thats not school thats hell

Whats in your backpack
the boy says homework
thats not homework thats sh!t

where you going to
home to see my mommy
thats not your mommy thats a b!tch

the kid wakes up the next morning and says hey b!tch get my sh!t together im going to hell
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