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#91. Posted:
Achieve
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Your mom is so fat, she uses cheat codes for the wii fit!
#92. Posted:
HaXoRz-Fanboy
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#93. Posted:
Glow
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Yo Momma So Fat She Needs cheat codes for Wii Fit
#94. Posted:
Reebok-Jr
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I was walking down the hall, scratchin my balls. My balls got suck in the elevator wall. My balls turn green. My girlfriend screams. AND THATS THE END OF MY DING-A-LING-A-LING!!
#95. Posted:
TTG_Rememberthename
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so a guy hires a spy to spy on his cheating wife. well the guy who hired the spy, hears that his spy is in the hospital with a broken leg, a broken arm, and 3 bones broke in his chest. the guy calls up the spy and asks what happened. the spy says, " i followed you cheating wife to a two story hotel. the window was open so i climbed a tree and watched. He took off she shirt. she took off he shirt. he took of she pants. she took of he pants. he started playing with she. she started playing with he. i started playing with me and i fell out of the fuc*ing tree!
haha
#96. Posted:
guyana8
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Theres 3 friends who think they have somethign that can break a current Guiness Record and receive a check from them. 1st ones name was Joe, 2nd BIll and 3rd Josh.
So all 3 of them go to the Guiness World Records (GWR) HQ and go up to the Head Of GWR. Joe decides to go in.
" I BELIEVE TO HAVE THE LONGEST ARM IN THE WORLD!"
Joe later on receives a check from GWR for having the longest arm in the world.
Bill goes in next and says " I HAVE THE LONGEST TONGUE IN THE WORLD!!" He later on receives a check from GWR for having the longest tongue.
Last but not least, Josh goes in and says:
"I HAVE THE SMALLEST PENIS IN THE WORLD!!"
He comes out with no check in his hands.
Joe says to him : "what happened bro? You didnt break the record for having the smallest penis in the world?"
Josh: "Who the **** is Displayed?"
Lol hope i didnt insult you i didnt whos name to put lol xD
#97. Posted:
_BLING_
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i dont look down on dwarfs

thats proberly gone over there head

how could i stoop so low

lifes to short

just because your a dwarf doesnt make you any less of a person



if thats doesnt this will


99% of girls kiss with there eyes closed

thats why its so hard to identify a rapist


and if that doesnt...

best way to make a girl feel good for herself is complementing her

wow your a fast runner you nearly got away


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#98. Posted:
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Awesome REACH!
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