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Bruno Mars: I want to be a billionaire so freaking bad...
Girl: Yeah, me too i need new clothes...
Bruno Mars: No you dont, cause your amazing just the way u r...
Girl: Really? You're the only one who thinks that.Will u marry me???
Bruno Mars: No, But i'll catch a grenade ya.
Girl: Really? Even today?
*Girl gets hit by a grenade*
Bruno Mars: Today, I dont feel like doing anything
Girl: Yeah, me too i need new clothes...
Bruno Mars: No you dont, cause your amazing just the way u r...
Girl: Really? You're the only one who thinks that.Will u marry me???
Bruno Mars: No, But i'll catch a grenade ya.
Girl: Really? Even today?
*Girl gets hit by a grenade*
Bruno Mars: Today, I dont feel like doing anything
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try not to laugh
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The Maple Kind Yeah!?
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being from texas is like public masturbation its great for you but weird to others.....
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3 guys were sitting in a bar. 1 thought he had the smallest arm. 1 thought he had the smallest leg. The last guy thought he had the smallest d**k. They went to the record place and the guys who thought they had the smallest arm and leg came out saying they one the prize. The other guy who thought he had the smallest d**k came out saying "WHO THE F**K IS JUSTIN BIEBER !!!!
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pancake nipples
yeah i said it
yeah i said it
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It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have
turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the
children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early
dismissal.
Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can
leave early today."
Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart
and will answer the question."
Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."
Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."
Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.
Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."
Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."
Johnny is even madder than before.
Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."
Teacher: "That's right Nancy , you may also leave."
Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the
questions.
When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would
keep their mouths shut!"
The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"
Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"
turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the
children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early
dismissal.
Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can
leave early today."
Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart
and will answer the question."
Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."
Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."
Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.
Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."
Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."
Johnny is even madder than before.
Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."
Teacher: "That's right Nancy , you may also leave."
Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the
questions.
When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would
keep their mouths shut!"
The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"
Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"
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