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So one day I walk up to the cashier and ask for a bag of skittles he said Sorry Sir We're AllSouledOut This is my thought...

One of these songs gets you.. no one in this world hasnt laughed at these:

Song #1



IF i failed then heres #2




Everyone laughs at these...

Sexist wrote lol i won xzites one with this

three men are shipwrecked on a island in the middle of the ocean. They run into a group of cannibals who capture them. The leader of the cannibals says that you must go into the forest and come back with ten peaces of fruit. So the first man gets back with ten apples and he says ok here is your fruit. The leader says that if you want to live you must shove all 10 of the apples up your **** with no sigh of pain or movement on your face. So the man gets three apples up his **** then he flinches and they kill him and eat him.


So at this point the second man comes back he has ten grapes he hands them to the leader and he says you must shove them up your **** if you want to live and you must show no sign of pain or movement in your face or we will kill you and eat you. So the second man pops three in no pain he is doing just fine he gets seven in still good he starts thinking he is going to make it. Then as he is about the put the tenth grape in he starts to laugh uncontrollably and they kill him and eat him.


So the first guy is talking to the second guy in heaven and he says dude what the **** happened you almost had it you were doing so good what happened. The second man responds I know dude but when I was bending down I saw between my legs that the third guy was coming back with pineapples.

I LOVE YOU HAHAHA

i just came to this post just so i could laugh

I think think this will make you laugh.

:nyancat: FTW!!!

Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Maude: What in the hell is that? Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Maude: Where did you get it? Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore. The next day, Maude hobbles herself ...

The awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus...

A guy walked into a pub and immediately noticed a young lady at the bar on her own. After a couple of drinks, he decided to offer her a drink and make small talk.

"What's your name?" he asked.

"Carmen," she replied.

"That's a nice name," he said. "Did your mother or father name you that?"

"Neither," she said. "I changed my name when I was 18 from Sharon to Carmen."

"Why did you do that?" he asked.

"Well," she explained, "I like men and I like cars, so that is how I got my name. What's your name?"

"Beertits," the man replied.

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