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Okay guys,lets make a story!
post only one sentence at a time.
I will put all the sentences together.
Please look what the last sentence was.
This is a pretty funny story so far haha,but please guys keep it a little normal!
I woke up to day and saw a sheep ,I died on sight and took a piss,then I woke up because it was a dream.I went down stairs to tell my Mom but she was getting **** by santa,and I was like ''Yo Santa,wheres my Pony at!''. Then santa gave me some pony crap and I turned on my Xbox 360,and dropkicked a zebra then I *****d in my pants.
But logging into Xbox live failed as I've been perm-banned.Then raged and stuck a remote up my ass. Then Dimebag cut his penis off,and his friend ate it, but sadly he got pregnant,then the other dayChuck norris gave me a visit and I got raped,then drank 47 beers in 3 hours and planked the sears tower,but accidentally felt off,but was caught by birds.Then my mom gee my Xbox 360 RROD because she did something nasty on it,with I promptly sent to Microsoft to get a new one,and then I got really really badly constipated.But then I saw TTG Sean and I jizzed in my pants,and chilled with FPSRussia and the people from Epic Mealtime while they turned the shit into soup.
Sadly I got also hit by a bus,ran over by bulls,and town out of a window of the empire state building,and it hurt my balls,I ask my mother to fix them.But then she said No, Get on my Level ! So I said what are you doing outside the kitchen anyway?! And make me a **** sandwich! The sandwich was good,but the sandwich exploded inside me,and I about died! But then I realized that it was all just a game,that I was playing in GameStop. It was a Wii game,it was getting late so I have to leave and go to my box of a home,and make chicken tenders for myself using a hot plate.But I burned my hand with the hot plate so I fried up some rested BBQ Smigs.
post only one sentence at a time.
I will put all the sentences together.
Please look what the last sentence was.
This is a pretty funny story so far haha,but please guys keep it a little normal!
I woke up to day and saw a sheep ,I died on sight and took a piss,then I woke up because it was a dream.I went down stairs to tell my Mom but she was getting **** by santa,and I was like ''Yo Santa,wheres my Pony at!''. Then santa gave me some pony crap and I turned on my Xbox 360,and dropkicked a zebra then I *****d in my pants.
But logging into Xbox live failed as I've been perm-banned.Then raged and stuck a remote up my ass. Then Dimebag cut his penis off,and his friend ate it, but sadly he got pregnant,then the other dayChuck norris gave me a visit and I got raped,then drank 47 beers in 3 hours and planked the sears tower,but accidentally felt off,but was caught by birds.Then my mom gee my Xbox 360 RROD because she did something nasty on it,with I promptly sent to Microsoft to get a new one,and then I got really really badly constipated.But then I saw TTG Sean and I jizzed in my pants,and chilled with FPSRussia and the people from Epic Mealtime while they turned the shit into soup.
Sadly I got also hit by a bus,ran over by bulls,and town out of a window of the empire state building,and it hurt my balls,I ask my mother to fix them.But then she said No, Get on my Level ! So I said what are you doing outside the kitchen anyway?! And make me a **** sandwich! The sandwich was good,but the sandwich exploded inside me,and I about died! But then I realized that it was all just a game,that I was playing in GameStop. It was a Wii game,it was getting late so I have to leave and go to my box of a home,and make chicken tenders for myself using a hot plate.But I burned my hand with the hot plate so I fried up some rested BBQ Smigs.
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And saw a Sheep.....
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And I died on sight....
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And took a piss
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Then i woke up because it was a dream...
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I went down stairs to tell me mom....
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but she was getting **** by santa
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and i was like " Yo Santa, wheres my Pony at ! "
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then santa gave me some pony crap
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And turned on my xbox 360
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