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Kodiak wrotewtf?!?!??!? security in a mc donnalds? lol
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DanniBoy wrote say that one of the employies slapped ur burger with his d***funniest thing ever!!!! lmao
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Repeatedly tell the cashier of your sexual attraction to peaches.
Cashier: How may I help you?
You: I love peaches.
Cashier: I'm sorry, we don't sell peaches here.
You: I don't think you understand, I ****ING LOVE PEACHES.
Cashier: Well I'm sorry, there's a grocery store across the street. You should try there.
You. But I need peaches RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW!
until they kick you out.
Cashier: How may I help you?
You: I love peaches.
Cashier: I'm sorry, we don't sell peaches here.
You: I don't think you understand, I ****ING LOVE PEACHES.
Cashier: Well I'm sorry, there's a grocery store across the street. You should try there.
You. But I need peaches RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW!
until they kick you out.
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Kodiak wrote
hahha wow burgar king gets kicked out of Mcdonalds just for walking in lol
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Order a burger
Try to find a table. Take about 4 hours of sitting on each chair.
When you get tired of it, sit there and pretend to eat the burger.
Take a bite, then go up to cashier, and speak Gibberish or some other language which seems like they won't understand.
Spit the rest of the burger at other people sitting and eating.
Run out speaking gibberish and waving your hands out, like the Sand People in Blue Harvest(Family Guy edition of Star Wars)
My friend and I dared each other to do it. We switched chairs for about 2 hours then got kicked out. We went to another and skipped the switching chairs and we chickened out at the end. We couldn't spit at people's face with moist burgers and backwash.
Try to find a table. Take about 4 hours of sitting on each chair.
When you get tired of it, sit there and pretend to eat the burger.
Take a bite, then go up to cashier, and speak Gibberish or some other language which seems like they won't understand.
Spit the rest of the burger at other people sitting and eating.
Run out speaking gibberish and waving your hands out, like the Sand People in Blue Harvest(Family Guy edition of Star Wars)
My friend and I dared each other to do it. We switched chairs for about 2 hours then got kicked out. We went to another and skipped the switching chairs and we chickened out at the end. We couldn't spit at people's face with moist burgers and backwash.
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The manager shit on my bun!!!
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Go in there with some hair throw it in your Burger and SAY WHAT THA FAWK THERES PUBES IN MY WHOPPER
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walk around to customers and ask how old do you think the fries are,seeing how you cant digest them
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Scream I hate Mexicans!
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wassupG187 wrote if you go in there, order 11 cheese burgers with your buddy, get him to order 11 cheeseburgers as well, then un wrap them, throw all the trash on the floor, get a bunch of ketchup in the lil ketchup thingys and then throw em on the floor, then finish you burgers, and what ever you don't eat, just throw on the floor or windows, they get mad.
(I am banned from my town's 2 macdonalds because of this)
lol man hilarious! i cryed laughing
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