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Keeps a pillow under his gun
Counted to infinity twice
Can slam revolving doors
Won a staring contest with a statue
God is Jesus father, Chuck Norris is Gods father
Beat COD 4-7 by turning on the Xbox
Killed Wolverine
Doesn't read he already knows everything
Got expelled from every school because he out smarted the principal
Is making humans go extinct
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Counted to infinity twice
Can slam revolving doors
Won a staring contest with a statue
God is Jesus father, Chuck Norris is Gods father
Beat COD 4-7 by turning on the Xbox
Killed Wolverine
Doesn't read he already knows everything
Got expelled from every school because he out smarted the principal
Is making humans go extinct
Add yours and lets tell every Chuck Norris joke
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chuck norris doesn't read books. he stares at them until he gets the information he wants.
chuck norris recently decided to sell his urine as a new energy drink; we know this as red bull.
it's believed chuck norris does not have a chin under that beard, but another fist.
chuck norris recently decided to sell his urine as a new energy drink; we know this as red bull.
it's believed chuck norris does not have a chin under that beard, but another fist.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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Lost his virginity before his own father.
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There is no natural selection. Only animals Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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