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#711. Posted:
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I got married with Madonna because I hate my life
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i crapped on santa clause cause im sexy.
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i smoked weed with a puppet because i hate my life haha 8) 8) 8)
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I did a BJ to your grandmother because I hate my life.
well have of that sentence is right.....IF IT WAS -DERP.
-BBmodz 8)
well have of that sentence is right.....IF IT WAS -DERP.
-BBmodz 8)
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I killed a cookie jar because thats what I am. lol
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I killed a clown because i'm racist.
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#717. Posted:
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I ran with a vacuum cleaner because i had an orgasm.
LMAO
LMAO
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#718. Posted:
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i stabbed a black guy because i hate my life
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ROFLMAO! I got married to Barnie the Dinosaur because i hate my life.
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i pissed on a condom because i have perfect abs 8) 8)
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