Enamel wrote *NOTE - THIS IS SO RETARDED & WAS RUSHED AND CAME UP WITH ON THE SPOT LOL*
ALSO SOME PEOPLE WILL HAVE A BIRTH DATE WHERE IT MAKES YOUR OUTCOME LOOK DODGY - I APOLOGISE BUT DON'T POST "IT SUCKS" ETC BECAUSE IT PROVES YOU CANNOT READ BALD RED WRITING :p

Ok so what ever your date of birth is, that will depend on how you will die when your older. it can be less painful or ALOT painful. >



January >>> You are going to be stabbed by a...
February >>> You are going to be struck by a...
March >>> You are going to be squished by a...
April >>> You are going to be run over by a...
May >>> You are going to be attacked by a...
June >>> You are going to die of...
July >>> You are going to die because...
August >>> You are going to be stared at to death by a...
September >>> You are going to be poked to death by a...
October >>> You are going to be strangled by a...
November >>> You are going to die of...
December >>> You are going to cut up by a...

1. a pencil
2. a car
3. pedo bear
4. a tv
5. a milk man
6. naked guy
7. group of gangsters
8. old rapist
9. your mum
10. bowl of cornflakes
11. ttg Sean
12. optic fanboy
13. stripper
14. lawnmower
15. white pedo van
16. aids
17. cashier
18. your own tie
19. stinky hobo
20. angry gamer
21. rabid dog
22. fluffy cat
23. walrus
24. neighbour
25. your dad
26. natural causes
27. magician
28. bald guy
29. gang of elderly people
30. bus driver
31. women carrying a **** O.O

YAY, im Going To Be Attacked By a Angrey Gameer <3

Enamel wrote

-Tacodevil- wrote

Enamel wrote Ok so what ever your date of birth is, that will depend on how you will die when your older. it can be less painful or ALOT painful. >

*NOTE - THIS IS SO RETARDED & WAS RUSHED AND CAME UP WITH ON THE SPOT LOL*

January >>> You are going to be stabbed by a...
February >>> You are going to be struck by a...
March >>> You are going to be squished by a...
April >>> You are going to be run over by a...
May >>> You are going to be attacked by a...
June >>> You are going to die of...
July >>> You are going to die because...
August >>> You are going to be stared at to death by a...
September >>> You are going to be poked to death by a...
October >>> You are going to be strangled by a...
November >>> You are going to die of...
December >>> You are going to cut up by a...

1. a pencil
2. a car
3. pedo bear
4. a tv
5. a milk man
6. naked guy
7. group of gangsters
8. old rapist
9. your mum
10. bowl of cornflakes
11. ttg Sean
12. optic fanboy
13. stripper
14. lawnmower
15. white pedo van
16. aids
17. cashier
18. your own tie
19. stinky hobo
20. angry gamer
21. rabid dog
22. fluffy cat
23. walrus
24. neighbour
25. your dad
26. natural causes
27. magician
28. bald guy
29. gang of elderly people
30. bus driver
31. women carrying a **** O.O

You are going to die because of bus driver

yeah some people have a birthday where it makes the game illiterate aha, like i said it was rushed.. Also bus drivers hate you

Acutally my bus driver does hate me or at least my 6th grade one (im going into 9th now) he made me sit in the front the whole entire school year even though i didn't do anthing.. Apperently he thought I threw a bottle out the window (WTF?!) but there wasn't any proof on the video and still said I did it :facepalm:

im going to die from a lawnmower aha

Mine made no sence


This was nuts

Apprently im going to be stabbed by a naked man. that might be one of the worst ways to die!

I am going to be cut up by a car.
Dec 2

im gonna die of my dad ?

im going to be poke to death by a penclie

i will be poked to death

I am going to be squashed by a bowl of cornflakes?