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Don't be singled out as "that guy". To attain coolness on this forum, you should avoid being what is called "stupid". To avoid it, follow these guidelines.

~Do not say anything that could be labeled as "crazy".
This includes radical feminism/environmentalism/neo-Nazism.

~Do not say anything that is written like a five year old.
"hai guiz itz ober 9000", doesn't fly around here. Also, note the quote. This will tie-in to the next guideline.

~Do not post exclusively in quotes from TTG.
Also, don't post a quote in the Introduction Thread. This is your first impression.

~Try to post intelligently.
Use whole paragraphs. If you are under 18, which most of you are, try not to make your age overly obvious.

~Do not spam.
Spamming does not get you anywhere, and violates several of the guidelines set before.

~Do not flame.
Especially not to the moderators. They try to do a good job, and flaming them won't help at all. Also, don't call the kettle black.

Follow these guidelines, and you, too, could avoid being "that guy" for another day.