Bad Company 1

Sweetwater: Saaaarge, Haggard's running away again!
Redford: Well, look at that...
Sweetwater: I know! He runs like a girl!

Bad Company 2

Sweetwater: If this was a snowmobile race, I'd take you down!

Haggard: This isn't a snowmobile! Snowmobiles are for sissies!

Lol Mw2 reference

Sweetwater: We're not letting those spec ops guys do this with their pusssy azz heartbeat sensors. lolololol. **** MW2.

Haggard: When I was young, a truck would go down the street and shoot big clouds of deet out in big clouds all over the place, big-big clouds and all us kids would run out in our shorts and we would go in the deet and pretend we were angels. And now they say too much deet makes you go mental.

Sweetwater: Well you should've taken a deet-tour around it! huh!?

Haggard: Im just saying that perhaps the way I am is because I had a bit too much deet when I was a kid.

Sweetwater: Nobody appreciates my puns.

Sarge: It was funny...

Sweetwater: Thanks Sarge

Sweetwater: So here we are in Bolivia! Haggard you live pritty close to the Mexican boarder, do you actually speak Spanish?

Haggard: I Dune-Deed.

Sweetwater: Im impressed....

Haggard: I Dune-Deed its my second language.

Sweetwater: Whats your first?

Sarge: Alright Haggard come and speak to me some of that spanish big boy.

Haggard: You guys wish you could hear me, its more kinda-uv a mixture of-

Sarge: Oh no no, your just talkin now show us.

Haggard: My people, in texas, call it spanglish.

Sweetwater: Spanglish?

Sarge: I bet he cant even speak two words of it.

Haggard: I go down to Taco Bell, and ask for anything on the menu.

Sweetwater: He is a man of hidden depths.

Sarge: Common Haggard! Speak some of that spannish!!!

Haggard: Im gunna induldge you guys, you guys are a**holes, I know your leading me down the garden path cuz im a simple man of simple tastes.