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Wife: What would you do if i died? Would you get married again?
Husband: Definetly not!
Wife: Why not-Dont you like being married?
Husband: Of course i do.
Wife: Then why wouldnt you remarry?
Husband: Okay, I'd get married again.
Wife: You would?(with a hurtful look on her face).
Husband:(makes audible groan)
Wife: Would you live in our house?
Husband: Sure, its a great house.
Wife: Would you let her sleep with her in our bed?
Husband:Where else would we sleep?
Wife: Would you let her drive my car?
Husband: Probably, it is almost new.
Wife: Would you replace my pictures with her?
Husband: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
Wife: Would she use my golf clubs?
Husband: No, shes left-handed.
Wife: -----silence---
Husband F**k
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Husband: Definetly not!
Wife: Why not-Dont you like being married?
Husband: Of course i do.
Wife: Then why wouldnt you remarry?
Husband: Okay, I'd get married again.
Wife: You would?(with a hurtful look on her face).
Husband:(makes audible groan)
Wife: Would you live in our house?
Husband: Sure, its a great house.
Wife: Would you let her sleep with her in our bed?
Husband:Where else would we sleep?
Wife: Would you let her drive my car?
Husband: Probably, it is almost new.
Wife: Would you replace my pictures with her?
Husband: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
Wife: Would she use my golf clubs?
Husband: No, shes left-handed.
Wife: -----silence---
Husband F**k
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i dont get it
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MW2LobbysHD wrote i dont get it
He says 'no shes left handed'
It means he was cheating on his wife LOL
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CustomModzBro_Fanboy wroteMW2LobbysHD wrote i dont get it
He says 'no shes left handed'
It means he was cheating on his wife LOL
Oh i get it lol
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Lol nice did u make that ur self
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Lol i didnt get it at first but nkw i do lol its funny
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Its Off Facebook But Funny :3 <33
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lol i get it
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hahahahahahahahaha
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Lol terrible way to slip up xD
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