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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas?


Cancer.
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WHAT DID THE PLANT SAY TO THE OTHER PLANT?

PLANTS CANT SPEAK DUMBASS!!!!
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school is fun lol jk jk
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i would mustache you a question but ill shave it for later?

(would be funnier if said in person and not typed)
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Nuff said
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I hate when people compare Eminem and God.
I mean he's great and all but he's
not Eminem.
Jajajaja
#27. Posted:
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would it be sexual harassment if a midget walked up to a woman and said "gee, your hair smells terrific" ?
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PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT: Please don't be alarmed with the amount of black people rioting, please be aware that this is an elaborate marketing ploy and publicity stunt by 20th century fox to promote their new blockbuster, 'Rise of The Planet of the apes
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"There was this Spanish guy, this Korean guy and this Russian guy all
working for the same construction company. At the beginning of the day the
boss comes out and says to the Spanish guy, "You're in charge of the
cement."

Then he said to the Russian guy, "You're in charge of the dirt."

Then he said to the Korean guy, "You're in charge of the supplies."

Then he said, "I'm gonna be back at the end of the day to check on your
work. It better be good or you're fired."

So they all go off to go get their work done.

At the end of the day, the boss comes back to check on their work. He
looks at the big pile of cement and goes, "Good work," to the Spanish guy.
Then he looks at the big pile of dirt and says, "Good work," to the Russian
guy. Then he couldn't find the Korean guy so he asks, "Where the heck is
the Korean guy??"

All of a sudden, the Korean guy jumps out from behind the big pile of dirt
and yells, " SUPPLIES!""
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Mom = Kitchen



Nuff Said
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