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#1011. Posted:
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i got married with an old man because i have perfect abs lol
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#1012. Posted:
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I f**ked a por*star because I have perfect abs!
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#1013. Posted:
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"I stabbed a puppet because that's what I'm"
Makes no sense...
8)
Makes no sense...
8)
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#1014. Posted:
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I killed an egg because im sexy.
Nice.
Nice.
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#1015. Posted:
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I fwcked a bowl of cereal because I have perfect abs
lol
lol
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#1016. Posted:
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I shot a vacuum cleaner because I'm sexy.... ok then
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#1017. Posted:
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i shit on a drug dealer because i do crack
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#1018. Posted:
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I got married with your mom because I'm sexy
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#1019. Posted:
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I gave a blowjob to a nazi because i was horny.
hmmmm actually makes sense
hmmmm actually makes sense
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Hahah im cunfused 0_o
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