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How To Jtag Your Xbox
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MAKE SURE YOU HAVE AN ORANGE BEFORE YOU DO THIS! (This is for the red KV, and KV stands for Killing Veal which is baby cow )
1. Insert your favorite game into the xbox
2. Hold the middle button on the control for five seconds and press up A twice
3. Get an orange from the garbage
4. Turn your xbox on again
5. Open up yoor xbox with the broken screen of your iPod/iPhone (Only 4th generation or this WILL NOT WORK)
6. Put and orange right in the middle of the programming of your future jtaged xbox
7. Shake the xbox until the LED turns red
8. Now you have a a red LED and a jtag!
9. Now pour water on your xbox if you want a sure guarantee of a jtag

If you've dont it correctly then it will look like this:
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Now if you want the patches then you'll have to go here:
Hack me.com
Type it in with the space if your smart!

Now if you want to glitch your computer to have a jtag on that just throw a desk lamp at it and it'll change the screen to alot of different colors! (This also works with a chair but you must have better aim to hit the screen and only the screen, you dont want to jtag anything else)

What the outcome should look like is:
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Alternative method:
1. Take out your favorite computer
2. Pull out your best camera
3. Take a picture of the screen
4. Boom! Jtaged computer!

This all has been tested and approved by me.

Side effects:
Awesomeness
Raging
Fire
Orgasm
Herpies
Explosions
Jtag (Not often)


Hope this helped everybody!
Thank and plus rep if this helped
And if you think this deserves a sticky then post it or else people might not get to know the awesomeness of a jtag :trollin:


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#2. Posted:
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my xbox is broken now, I'm sueing you.
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I-HAVE-AN-XBOX2
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i love the desk lamp part
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Now my xbox goes slower.. Why?

Oh sh*t I just noticed it's in the jokes session!

Wow I actually did this! :facepalm:
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This made me chuckle.
#6. Posted:
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NationWide wrote Now my xbox goes slower.. Why?

Oh sh*t I just noticed it's in the jokes session!

Wow I actually did this! :facepalm:

I hope that this is a lie
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Nice tut I'm sure this will help alot of people :trollin:
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I knew when I saw this in the jokes section
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i did it but i missed my computer and hit my mom. she doesnt love me anymore
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Lawl good one :idea: :arrow:
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