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#41. Posted:
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HuckFead wrote it was late i was druk walked into a room and this chick was there naked i couldnt see her face and lets just say we had fun for a while.
than my buddy walked in turned on the lights i looked at the girl it wasnt a girlo_o

doubt that happened but if it did that would suck
it was a joke obviously not funny hahhaha
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Walked In on my Girlfriend Doing My Bestfriend... FML
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FML i just kicked a table and broke my toe
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i was a victim of a drive-by. the attackers were using water pistols FML..
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-TanKz- wrote i was a victim of a drive-by. the attackers were using water pistols FML..
This would be funny. If ut were rreal
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I couldnt get it hard enough to have sex with my girlfriend but she was fine it with...or so she says haha
#47. Posted:
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Glue_stick wrote I couldnt get it hard enough to have sex with my girlfriend but she was fine it with...or so she says haha
That would suck sooo bad bro !
#48. Posted:
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Phrase wrote OMG!

I was **** When My Mom Walked In With My Grandma!

I cummed On My Grandma And Killed Her

/FML/

I'm pretty sure thats from a movie
yea i think that was American Pie.. wasnt it?
#49. Posted:
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Every day in class when i go to throw a piece of trash away this really fat chick looks at me with a "im ganna eat you" look. Well its been about three weeks in school and she started to talk to me today. I was so scared. Then she started to flirt with me and i had a sudden feel in my throat that i was about to puke so i ran away. If your wondering what my answer was it was F*** no. I would rather die a virgin. FML
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i got muthafkn banned from xbox FMMFL (Fu*k My Mutha Fu*king Life)
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