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#171. Posted:
SyphrUK
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I Got pushed in a pool on holiday and my 250 phone was in my hand. FML
#172. Posted:
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I dropped my phone down the toilet FML
#173. Posted:
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Easter wrote When My Girlfriend Said, "Its Over"
And I Say Hahahah I Had *** With Your Best Friend...
She Was Talking About The Movie =O

FML!

This is a facebook group, you fail
#174. Posted:
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Trapped my b*llock in my zip

and

getting a rope swing down and the tree branch snapped and fell on me

FML!
#175. Posted:
D12
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This is a succesful post ! Keep it alive
#176. Posted:
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i clogged my toilet with my poop then i kept flushing and it flooded my bathroom like fml
#177. Posted:
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I tore my ACL completely and now I have to go through the rest of my freshman year in hs without an ACL. So no lax, bball or anything exciting for me. and i can't get surgery to fix it because im not done growing yet.

/FML/
#178. Posted:
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Glue_stick wrote I couldnt get it hard enough to have sex with my girlfriend but she was fine it with...or so she says haha


Thats happened to me before, honestly.. Not fun. Until she starts sucking it to make it worrrk. #winning
#179. Posted:
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I bought black ops on the midnight release and when I got home I was banned. FML
#180. Posted:
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pissed on my pants when i got kicked by some random kid while i was pissing. then when i went outside to go home(it school was over) a hot chick came up and started talking to me lol. btw i knew her and went out with her the next week
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