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#261. Posted:
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Riot-Shield_Fanboy wrote I noticed my Girlfriends Barbies Bobbbiiieeezzz Were Bigger Then Hers. |FML|

Why does your girlfriend still have barbies? What is she like 10?
#262. Posted:
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You got this from a website

www . fmylife . com

:trollin:
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I shaved my pubes for my girlfriend cuz someone told me it make you look bigger..She looked at it and started laughing then left..
#264. Posted:
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This is Off The Site, But Its Still hillarious:

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML
#265. Posted:
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Doing your girlfriend then having her mom find out then have her dad call your house talk to your mom and get yelled at by your mom and dad but not get grounded just yelled at and having to tell my mom i did her in the butt and all this akward talking




FML all this stuff happened today BTW i'm 13
#266. Posted:
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I was once at the gas station, heading home from school, then an armed robbery started, i tried to stop him and got pistol smacked.
Still have a mark.
#267. Posted:
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my gf has a twin they look exactly alike and i thought that it was my gf giving me head........i swear.
#268. Posted:
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I fielded a ground ball in baseball on when I was throwing it I shatted my self.


FML
#269. Posted:
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having to walk 10 flights of stairs constantly at a football game....... with 28 pounds worth of water on me.....
FML
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They named A post about me trololol:)
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