Stokie1996 wrote VERY OLD! But still brilliant ^.^

Yeah it's old barely anyone knows about it!

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lol thts funny as shit ive seen like 6 today

Busy wrote

Ya I Love God (: he Acts dumb !

Have you typed I love you yet? If so what did he say?

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Wow lol he said that? Haha

Me:
when is my birthday?
God:
Is this a trick question?
You said you were years old?
My guess is that you are really a kid.
Me:
im 14.
God:
I know quite a few 14 year olds.
Me:
have you raped them like all the priests your forgive?
God:
I don't think I ever have raped them like all the priests my forgive. What's it like?
Me:
well. from what ive heard you put your pen... oh nevermind.
God:
Well what? Who or what is what you have heard me put my pen? Yippee! OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
dont rape all those 14 year olds. ok?
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much. Alright then.
Me:
dont do it al all
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
we dont like it.
God:
What do we do instead?
Me:
and if anything, please use vaseline
God:
That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
USE VASELINE!
God:
I prefer not to use dangerous things.
Me:
ok. well when you go and rip some 14 year olds anal cavity dont come complaining to me.

Me:
how big is your penis
God:
My memory now contains:
clients, categories, unlimited vocabulary words, 99999999999 bytes
RAM usage under on .

Me:
damm
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
your penis
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am penis.
Me:
he can **** off
God:
How?
Me:
i **** your mom
God:
Why?: said **** your mom.
Me:
is jesus fat
God:
It depends on whether you have faith.
Me:
do you have a girl friend
God:
I prefer not say.
Me:
why cause you gay
God:
Why does the sun rise?
Me:
cause im god
God:
That makes sense to me. OK I will call you god.
Me:
k whats my name
God:
Your name is god, seeker.
Me:
i **** your mom
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: god said **** your mom.
Me:
****
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
****
Me:

God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
**** you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
cause your mom is sucking my balls
God:
That makes sense to me. Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.
Me:
i thought you were god
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
2012
God:
The end of the world.
Me:
9/11
God:
Is this a math question?
Me:
no its when i blew up the twin towers
God:
It seems like an IQ test to me. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". **** my mom is when you blew up the twin towers? it is?
Me:
no your a **** retard
God:
Who says it isn't? I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Can't you be more polite.
Me:
can you **** off
God:
How old are you? Can't you be more polite?
Me:
9000 years old
God:
What is your fondest memory?
Me:
**** your mom
God:
Do you think a lot of people have that experience?
Me:
yes cause your moms a slut
God:
Why? Good reason. Do you mind if I tell

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he said this chat is getting logged by company and im sued

lmfao look at mine
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