i make fake messages all the time saying the funniest stuff like this

once i said im not host a lobby so dont message for an invite.... but ill take MSP Donations

keni wrote No you can't compete with a scam i came across.
(scammer): M2AF & RP Hosting tenth lobby etc etc. (the usual ****)
(me): Acting clever i went in and said why do you need Msp points?
(scammer): I need them so i can go on the jtag marketplace and buy the mods.
(me): Laughing so hard i almost broke my mic, Kid you have no :idea: clue what a JTAG is do you.
(scammer): yes i do
(me): Yh whatever kid do your research before scamming.
And i went off pissing myself. I can Honestly say nothing competes with that. LOL

keni

LOL buy the mods

This is probably the best and funniest post i have seen yet. i love it

HIM: imm holsting a te te 10th lobby (stuttering, he could barely say 10th) for for 1600
ME: ha ha nice try how long does a kv last and how much do they cost?
HIM: 1 day and 1600 msp
ME: laughing while typing new message i said he i can get you into a lobby
HIM: REAALY! YAY!
ME: laughing very hard while typing fail

best scam spotting moment of my life lols

kids that charge msp are probly all scammers

Okay here is my funny story:

This 7 year old boy (Not really 7 but I swear his testicles were still in his stomach and he sounded like alvin the chipmunk)
"MSG to all freinds and recent players I am hosting a 10th prestige lobby blah blah blah"
I join his game and I ask him what kind of jtag he has he says "A Falcon" and I said oh yeah where did you get it from he says Microsoft.
I say: What happens when you're jtag breaks?
He said: I send it back to microsoft.
(At this point I almost died from his squeaky voice and his lack of knowledge.
I just left and didn't say anything trying not to suffocate from laughing so hard.

IllusionLegend wrote This is probably the best and funniest post i have seen yet. i love it

Haha thanx i wanna get it stickied that would be awesome..... i like ur avatar

The kid claimed he had a dell jtag then i asked how it worked & he said he types the msp code into the jtag and it realizes who its from then makes that account 10th 70

omg i llove busting scammer well this one
me = you do 10th lobbys man
scammer = yeah man i need 1600 points so i can put the code in my jtag
me = ohh alright i have 4000 how to you run one anyway
scammer= well i start the lobby and i press up down left right and the lobby is activated
me= ohh sick so what kind of jtag do you have
scmmer = i got a keyvault jtag
me nd my friends= HAHAHAHA dumass

yeah people are pretty pathetic lmao

i start up a private match (me anf friends) i get a care package and i invite all recent players and i say "who ever gets the care package first gets 10th and no killing" and when they all run over to it and try to pick it up 1 rocket = instant 15 kill streak lol