Yo mamma so fat she stepped on the scale and it said
"Please one at a time"
:p

My grandmother is a criminal! eek

Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white
stripes or white with black stripes?" The other replies, "Well I don't
know. You should pray to God about that and ask him." So that night he did
and God replied, "You are what you are." The next day he said to the other
zebra, "I still don't understand what I am because God just said, You are
what you are." The second zebra responds, "You must be white with black
stripes or else God would have said, Yo is what yo is."
Its really old <3

PokemonForLife wrote Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white
stripes or white with black stripes?" The other replies, "Well I don't
know. You should pray to God about that and ask him." So that night he did
and God replied, "You are what you are." The next day he said to the other
zebra, "I still don't understand what I am because God just said, You are
what you are." The second zebra responds, "You must be white with black
stripes or else God would have said, Yo is what yo is."
Its really old <3

LOL U DESERVE SOME REP MAN U WILL GET IT SOON!!!

Thx for all the great jokes guyz.....

There was a farmer he had to chickens
a black one and a dog.

:trollin:

MMikeTastic wrote There was a farmer he had to chickens
a black one and a dog.

:trollin:

not funny at all.........

i Have no Joke but im looking at the replys and there so funny

If 10% of men are gay and 20% of men are Chinese,,,
What are the odds that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time, while on his knees?

or

met a girl named Macy had sex with her all day,
but she was dyslexic, so i ended up doin the YMCA

your mom's so fat when she stepped on the scalles it said to be continued ..... ReP+ XD