You are viewing our Forum Archives. To view or take place in current topics click here.
Corny pickup lines Thread.(Corny)
Posted:

Corny pickup lines Thread.(Corny)Posted:

iButtered
  • TTG Addict
Status: Offline
Joined: Oct 02, 201014Year Member
Posts: 2,632
Reputation Power: 112
Status: Offline
Joined: Oct 02, 201014Year Member
Posts: 2,632
Reputation Power: 112
Ok so this is just to get a Lol.

Reply with your funniest Pickup line.

I have 3.

1.My names justin case:
Justin case you forget!


2.You:How was your day today?
Girl:Great
You:I asked how was your day not how you looked. 8)


3.Are you Jamaican?
Cuz Jamaican me crazy


TTG_BurgerKing wrote Hi, I'm the new Milkman.
Do you want it in the front or the back?


TTG_BurgerKing wrote do you have a band-aid?
cus I scraped my knee falling for you


WoodStock wrote There are hundreds of bones in the human body:
Want another?


Chopstick wrote Guy:You must Know karate.
Girl:Why?

Guy:
Cause yo body's kickin.


Diamond_Pickaxe wrote if you were a booger i would pick you first
i know iam hella romantic


xX13xGUN3Rx13Xx wrote You may fall from the sky,
you may fall from a tree,
but the best way to fall,
is in love with me xD


agentbutters wrote me:hey you wanna go out?
girl:i have a boyfriend
me:and i have a math tests tomorrow
girl:what?
me:what i thought we were naming things we can cheat on
hehehe i no im slick


TTG_Roast wrote You must be tired
You've been running through my mind all day


Let's trade places
I'll be doing you and you'll be doing me all day


-Swanky- wrote There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!


CustomProdigy wrote You: how much does a polar bear weigh?
Girl: ummm? i dont know.
You: enough to break the ice, hi my names is (Name)


Last edited by iButtered ; edited 8 times in total

The following 2 users thanked iButtered for this useful post:

xX13xGUN3Rx13Xx (10-18-2011), Eternal-Faith (10-11-2011)
#2. Posted:
xxTTGImaNoobxx
  • Resident Elite
Status: Offline
Joined: Sep 18, 201113Year Member
Posts: 268
Reputation Power: 10
Status: Offline
Joined: Sep 18, 201113Year Member
Posts: 268
Reputation Power: 10
Ill be burger king and you will be McDonald's ill be doing it your way and you'll be loving it.

or is it the other way around :facepalm:
#3. Posted:
TTG_BurgerKing
  • Junior Member
Status: Offline
Joined: Jul 26, 201113Year Member
Posts: 73
Reputation Power: 5
Status: Offline
Joined: Jul 26, 201113Year Member
Posts: 73
Reputation Power: 5
do you have a band-aid cus i scraped my knee falling for you
#4. Posted:
TTG_BurgerKing
  • Junior Member
Status: Offline
Joined: Jul 26, 201113Year Member
Posts: 73
Reputation Power: 5
Status: Offline
Joined: Jul 26, 201113Year Member
Posts: 73
Reputation Power: 5
Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
#5. Posted:
CSExoticCustoms
  • Ladder Climber
Status: Offline
Joined: Dec 19, 201013Year Member
Posts: 361
Reputation Power: 17
Status: Offline
Joined: Dec 19, 201013Year Member
Posts: 361
Reputation Power: 17
HAHA CLASSIC!!!!! <3 these lolol
#6. Posted:
Fluttershy
  • Powerhouse
Status: Offline
Joined: Jul 29, 201113Year Member
Posts: 467
Reputation Power: 19
Status: Offline
Joined: Jul 29, 201113Year Member
Posts: 467
Reputation Power: 19
All great. I love these things. XD
#7. Posted:
iButtered
  • TTG Addict
Status: Offline
Joined: Oct 02, 201014Year Member
Posts: 2,632
Reputation Power: 112
Status: Offline
Joined: Oct 02, 201014Year Member
Posts: 2,632
Reputation Power: 112
Updateed keep them coming Community~

xxTTGImaNoobxx wrote Ill be burger king and you will be McDonald's ill be doing it your way and you'll be loving it.

or is it the other way around :facepalm:


This made me laugh!
#8. Posted:
ManiMcCoy
  • Challenger
Status: Offline
Joined: Sep 28, 201113Year Member
Posts: 121
Reputation Power: 4
Status: Offline
Joined: Sep 28, 201113Year Member
Posts: 121
Reputation Power: 4
Your like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you:)

Haha:)
#9. Posted:
WoodStock
  • Challenger
Status: Offline
Joined: Aug 24, 201113Year Member
Posts: 173
Reputation Power: 7
Status: Offline
Joined: Aug 24, 201113Year Member
Posts: 173
Reputation Power: 7
There are hundreds of bones in the human body:
Want another?
#10. Posted:
Chopstick
  • TTG Senior
Status: Offline
Joined: Sep 19, 201113Year Member
Posts: 1,256
Reputation Power: 50
Status: Offline
Joined: Sep 19, 201113Year Member
Posts: 1,256
Reputation Power: 50
Guy:You must Know karate.
Girl:Why?

Guy:
Cause yo body's kickin.
Jump to:
You are viewing our Forum Archives. To view or take place in current topics click here.